So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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26632. | ryan (sunstar12) | 56.38 | 92% | 2021-03-04 |
26633. | Oliver (oliabe) | 56.38 | 93% | 2014-08-15 |
26634. | guner (guner) | 56.38 | — | 2009-07-22 |
26635. | George (g3orgeg1) | 56.37 | 94% | 2021-03-30 |
26636. | Rifaie (nurrifaie) | 56.37 | 95% | 2021-03-06 |
26637. | ROLAND_ONE (rixilius) | 56.37 | 94% | 2011-10-05 |
26638. | vung (vungvk) | 56.37 | — | 2009-09-18 |
26639. | dryman (dryman) | 56.37 | — | 2009-12-22 |
26640. | cablemp4 (cablemp4) | 56.36 | 94% | 2021-09-02 |
26641. | Boy (xfg0) | 56.35 | 95% | 2015-03-03 |
26642. | jun de (jundekkkkk) | 56.35 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
26643. | Makhambet (markiz) | 56.35 | 93% | 2021-01-20 |
26644. | gustr (gustr) | 56.35 | 91% | 2012-05-04 |
26645. | Cathia (cathia07) | 56.35 | 94% | 2020-01-17 |
26646. | rose (gultuna) | 56.35 | — | 2008-11-28 |
26647. | Christina (cmkl85) | 56.35 | 97% | 2015-06-18 |
26648. | Bibek (bibeknam) | 56.34 | 91% | 2013-07-23 |
26649. | Prum (1sreng) | 56.34 | 90% | 2015-11-17 |
26650. | Justin (jchen1923) | 56.34 | 93% | 2016-11-11 |
26651. | Suraj (suraj10) | 56.34 | 94% | 2022-12-31 |
26652. | vivek (vc8bp) | 56.34 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
26653. | Jan (jmm_1) | 56.34 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
26654. | Alain (sherekahn) | 56.34 | 89% | 2012-05-02 |
26655. | DXFirebird (cozzapie) | 56.34 | — | 2010-03-31 |
26656. | Any (varimon) | 56.34 | — | 2009-10-17 |
26657. | Yuta (aketchmouse) | 56.33 | 90% | 2014-03-21 |
26658. | Julian (juliansmile) | 56.33 | 94% | 2017-07-21 |
26659. | Erik Nusdon (enkronidus) | 56.33 | 89% | 2013-05-30 |
26660. | Samuel (hirumasan) | 56.33 | 92% | 2011-09-18 |
26661. | Cumbledore (cumbledore) | 56.33 | 93% | 2012-12-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |