So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25978. | Mercedes (123buocdeu) | 59.34 | — | 2009-09-07 |
| 25979. | thenu (lcfrmrngstr) | 59.33 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 25980. | ALI (wheresmycar) | 59.33 | 95% | 2021-06-22 |
| 25981. | coco (ncxley) | 59.33 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 25982. | Ahmad (pakboy) | 59.33 | 95% | 2018-08-03 |
| 25983. | Sebbe (xlntbowler) | 59.33 | 94% | 2016-02-15 |
| 25984. | Anonsxb (anonymousxb) | 59.32 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 25985. | carl (carl0s) | 59.32 | 94% | 2012-10-14 |
| 25986. | Franco (franco96) | 59.32 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 25987. | Dylan (odps) | 59.32 | 90% | 2015-11-19 |
| 25988. | ine (inesth) | 59.32 | 95% | 2016-10-13 |
| 25989. | Marianne (marf) | 59.32 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 25990. | iracebackwards (stalker.tk@... | 59.31 | 87% | 2012-11-03 |
| 25991. | Saad (the_gentleman_bo) | 59.31 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
| 25992. | Cole (koalapear) | 59.31 | 95% | 2015-06-02 |
| 25993. | Cevi (cevi) | 59.31 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 25994. | Joe (eetma) | 59.30 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 25995. | 1234 (nemesistroy) | 59.30 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 25996. | thanh (hust9x) | 59.30 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 25997. | RAY (imma_fail) | 59.30 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 25998. | Grace (geg5) | 59.30 | 90% | 2012-08-18 |
| 25999. | bhuvan (bhuvan_rawal) | 59.30 | 94% | 2012-04-28 |
| 26000. | Alex (al3xx) | 59.30 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 26001. | J (itsfl4gsh1p) | 59.29 | 96% | 2022-11-11 |
| 26002. | ANJUM (mehranjum) | 59.29 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 26003. | Steven (stevencurryeggprata) | 59.29 | 99% | 2019-11-06 |
| 26004. | tstats[jack_kuzilan] (jack_... | 59.29 | 96.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 26005. | Ogg (ogg_) | 59.29 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
| 26006. | Cinnamon (lolobear) | 59.29 | 94% | 2021-05-26 |
| 26007. | Michael (schuh98) | 59.29 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |