As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21879. | Jared (jzelma) | 57.10 | 94% | 2016-03-17 |
| 21880. | King (kingmaverick07) | 57.10 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 21881. | Allen (allenet) | 57.10 | 90% | 2016-11-19 |
| 21882. | Lee (a20366joseph) | 57.10 | 93% | 2015-04-10 |
| 21883. | Cyan (cyan_ghost) | 57.09 | 95% | 2022-08-15 |
| 21884. | アヒオ (knalb) | 57.09 | 94% | 2022-06-13 |
| 21885. | Wilson (wilc) | 57.08 | 95% | 2022-08-14 |
| 21886. | Angelo (2teletabiez) | 57.08 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 21887. | We support Palestine (shexd... | 57.08 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 21888. | reuben (reuben_elias) | 57.08 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 21889. | Jake (jakeinabox) | 57.08 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 21890. | Tasleem (tasleemahamed) | 57.08 | 91% | 2015-06-01 |
| 21891. | Kwikk (mrkwikk) | 57.07 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 21892. | Sajan (sajanjosan) | 57.07 | 94% | 2016-10-13 |
| 21893. | Trung (nguyentrung_hmu) | 57.07 | 93% | 2015-07-13 |
| 21894. | Ganzorig (ghostganzo) | 57.07 | 93% | 2016-05-30 |
| 21895. | parps (parps) | 57.06 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 21896. | Milaan (milaan_raj) | 57.06 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 21897. | dark (dark_lord25) | 57.06 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 21898. | Bhishm (bhishm_) | 57.06 | 94.4% | 2023-10-03 |
| 21899. | Utkarsh (utkarshpandey13) | 57.06 | 91% | 2016-12-06 |
| 21900. | Vincent (vsilver) | 57.05 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| 21901. | Tufail (khan0445) | 57.05 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 21902. | GB (gboc) | 57.05 | 89% | 2016-11-01 |
| 21903. | Rebecca (rebeccayang) | 57.05 | 95% | 2015-07-26 |
| 21904. | Ava Norman (avanamron) | 57.04 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 21905. | Kyle (close55) | 57.04 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 21906. | Hittoe (thehittoe) | 57.04 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 21907. | Mitchell (mitchell_22) | 57.04 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 21908. | Edwin (aldoric) | 57.04 | 88% | 2015-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |