You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1751. | Bram (bramster007) | 78.49 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 1752. | Heyhou (david73) | 78.47 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 1753. | Muda577 (muda577) | 78.46 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1754. | Adnan (adnan11) | 78.42 | 96% | 2018-04-03 |
| 1755. | Vaibhav (vaibhav974) | 78.42 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| 1756. | (yeekidd) | 78.41 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1757. | samuel (samuelhalim12) | 78.40 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1758. | Garrick (ratedvcu) | 78.40 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1759. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 78.38 | 97% | 2018-05-05 |
| 1760. | omg get ready we are going ... | 78.35 | 96% | 2019-04-20 |
| 1761. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 78.34 | 99% | 2018-08-21 |
| 1762. | Sydney (sydholla) | 78.29 | 99% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1763. | Ronald (ron777) | 78.25 | 98% | 2018-06-10 |
| 1764. | Ninja (ninjaacat) | 78.21 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1765. | Jordan (jordanlaa) | 78.20 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| 1766. | Ian (kfcdonutsandwich) | 78.20 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 1767. | Beksultan (bexultan) | 78.19 | 98% | 2018-04-07 |
| 1768. | 27thave.bandcamp.com (xxcru... | 78.19 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1769. | Dick (hyoihz) | 78.19 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 1770. | mv0 (the_oko) | 78.19 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 1771. | (naturaladoption) | 78.18 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| 1772. | Tom (twrig144) | 78.17 | 95% | 2020-11-06 |
| 1773. | Kelvin (asdlfjhadslkfjhaslk... | 78.16 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 1774. | rahmu (rahmu) | 78.13 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 1775. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 78.13 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 1776. | Kian (adkas13) | 78.12 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 1777. | tstats[lapakatapulta] (lapa... | 78.08 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 1778. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 78.08 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1779. | Boltcrasher (boltcrasher) | 78.03 | 94% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1780. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 78.00 | 95% | 2020-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |