The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28648. | LOVE (shilpi) | 57.78 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 28649. | Harry (guiltry) | 57.78 | 94% | 2011-09-19 |
| 28650. | Joan Holloway (joanholloway) | 57.78 | 95% | 2014-11-09 |
| 28651. | 0 (z4min) | 57.77 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 28652. | Satyam (sprayinglight0) | 57.77 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
| 28653. | anas (anas_bu) | 57.77 | 94% | 2015-04-30 |
| 28654. | Pasindu (alphawolf962) | 57.77 | 95% | 2018-06-20 |
| 28655. | Schtolteheim (schtolteheim) | 57.77 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 28656. | Hieu (trunghieu104) | 57.77 | 91% | 2012-06-29 |
| 28657. | Tang (tangvt97) | 57.76 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 28658. | Chayse (chaysegr) | 57.76 | 98% | 2017-06-20 |
| 28659. | IrishPotato (irishpotato11) | 57.76 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 28660. | Ashlee (ashleecr) | 57.76 | 95% | 2012-05-18 |
| 28661. | Steve (stevelnv) | 57.76 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 28662. | MArcel (marcel01) | 57.76 | 89% | 2014-05-13 |
| 28663. | Ryan (acemaverick) | 57.76 | 98% | 2016-12-20 |
| 28664. | Vanilka (vanilka) | 57.75 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 28665. | TuchuHunter (v4vishal4vs) | 57.75 | 95.3% | 2023-10-07 |
| 28666. | Amarant (amarant_) | 57.75 | 94% | 2021-09-14 |
| 28667. | Velocity (beanboy170) | 57.75 | 94% | 2020-09-30 |
| 28668. | Ngan (ngan91) | 57.75 | 95% | 2014-11-11 |
| 28669. | Beksultan (bexultan) | 57.75 | 88% | 2016-09-27 |
| 28670. | Tammy (50purple) | 57.75 | 94% | 2011-05-18 |
| 28671. | Thomas (isnotavailable_isno... | 57.74 | 91% | 2016-12-14 |
| 28672. | infinitus (infinitusone) | 57.74 | 96% | 2013-07-10 |
| 28673. | w22 (ww22) | 57.73 | 96% | 2022-02-28 |
| 28674. | lilsquish (yeldaha) | 57.73 | 91% | 2016-04-26 |
| 28675. | AMAN (player7714) | 57.73 | 94% | 2022-11-14 |
| 28676. | 雪 (bbgotme) | 57.73 | 95% | 2019-11-12 |
| 28677. | Thuy (thuylh1990) | 57.73 | 95% | 2012-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |