As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16075. | ws (wdsyywd) | 70.09 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 16076. | booger (boogerbuttcheeks) | 70.09 | 93% | 2015-04-07 |
| 16077. | Gon (frixgon) | 70.09 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 16078. | Jin (jin_dwarf) | 70.09 | 93% | 2015-05-01 |
| 16079. | Lily (lilyyma16) | 70.09 | 91% | 2016-08-31 |
| 16080. | Cristiano (christiano_ronaldo) | 70.08 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 16081. | tony (brusselssprouts) | 70.08 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 16082. | Nguyễn Nhâm (nhamtan) | 70.08 | 94% | 2021-03-02 |
| 16083. | Lord Saha (lordsaha) | 70.08 | 94% | 2016-11-09 |
| 16084. | Nathaniel (engage) | 70.08 | 93% | 2017-04-13 |
| 16085. | snowdenwald (snowdenwald) | 70.07 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 16086. | Mejoren papus (prron2021) | 70.07 | 97.8% | 2024-05-13 |
| 16087. | Steph (sosteph12) | 70.07 | 96% | 2015-10-29 |
| 16088. | Simon (sifreshz) | 70.07 | 95% | 2016-06-29 |
| 16089. | krabbos (krabbos) | 70.07 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 16090. | Ronald (jessepinkman) | 70.07 | 97% | 2015-04-14 |
| 16091. | The (the_smg) | 70.06 | 94% | 2023-07-08 |
| 16092. | Peter (beterbread) | 70.06 | 95% | 2020-05-12 |
| 16093. | Elen (eliivapuu) | 70.06 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 16094. | Tai (letientai299) | 70.06 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 16095. | Robert (rmuehler) | 70.06 | 94% | 2016-01-09 |
| 16096. | Micky (thetruetragic) | 70.06 | 90% | 2016-04-20 |
| 16097. | spargy (spargy) | 70.06 | 98% | 2016-02-01 |
| 16098. | tacohiro (tacohiro) | 70.05 | 96% | 2021-10-15 |
| 16099. | Patman (quachyducky) | 70.05 | 93% | 2015-08-19 |
| 16100. | rupace (typer_ace111) | 70.05 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 16101. | Aljon (kuroneko25) | 70.05 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
| 16102. | Jonathan (meanbean1) | 70.05 | 94% | 2016-12-10 |
| 16103. | Hell (jesus_coconut) | 70.05 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 16104. | Håvard (haavga) | 70.04 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |