And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14575. | Md. Shafiqul (shafiqulazam) | 88.72 | 96% | 2011-09-04 |
| 14576. | Braden (sasquatch112) | 88.72 | 95% | 2012-09-28 |
| 14577. | Khris Lendl (khrislendltuta... | 88.72 | 96% | 2011-09-29 |
| 14578. | Rhys (thewiggler) | 88.71 | 97% | 2016-10-07 |
| 14579. | throesofecstasy (heatandhoney) | 88.71 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 14580. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 88.71 | 99% | 2023-03-04 |
| 14581. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 88.71 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 14582. | Christian (cmzuluagam) | 88.71 | 96% | 2016-02-26 |
| 14583. | Kale (kaletypes) | 88.71 | 98% | 2014-07-07 |
| 14584. | Parm (parm_85) | 88.71 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 14585. | Erick (quadrizoid12) | 88.70 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 14586. | lav (lav01) | 88.70 | 98.8% | 2021-02-06 |
| 14587. | Shahid (shaddagreat) | 88.70 | 98.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 14588. | mars (marswork) | 88.70 | 96% | 2015-01-09 |
| 14589. | Dassi (dassi2morr) | 88.70 | 95% | 2016-07-09 |
| 14590. | Stefan (stefans) | 88.70 | 92% | 2012-01-08 |
| 14591. | Ever (efebo) | 88.69 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 14592. | Rophuine (rophuine) | 88.69 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 14593. | (you) (zedalch) | 88.69 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 14594. | Falcon (dotel) | 88.69 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 14595. | Rebecca (racerrebecca) | 88.69 | 97% | 2011-09-28 |
| 14596. | Bob (bertramc) | 88.69 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 14597. | lienny (lienny90) | 88.69 | 90% | 2012-12-24 |
| 14598. | Andrew (buttmann64) | 88.69 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 14599. | Alex (lwh99) | 88.68 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 14600. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 88.68 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 14601. | kimaster (kimaster) | 88.68 | 95% | 2013-02-20 |
| 14602. | karovD (icevenom2) | 88.68 | 96% | 2016-12-03 |
| 14603. | ashley (ashleyjohnstonn) | 88.68 | 89% | 2012-04-10 |
| 14604. | jason (grino) | 88.67 | 95% | 2016-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |