I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1959. | ! (heckar) | 86.36 | 95.3% | 2024-12-21 |
| 1960. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 86.36 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1961. | triqili (triqilii) | 86.35 | 99% | 2024-11-04 |
| 1962. | Shree (shreejo) | 86.35 | 97.2% | 2024-03-21 |
| 1963. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 86.33 | 98.1% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1964. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 86.32 | 97.8% | 2024-02-25 |
| 1965. | Žak (slovenskikonj) | 86.30 | 95% | 2024-04-27 |
| 1966. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 86.30 | 97.6% | 2024-09-25 |
| 1967. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 86.30 | 97.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 1968. | Yazeed (snake69) | 86.28 | 94.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 1969. | drive (drive99) | 86.27 | 97.3% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1970. | saranwrap (flipwhip) | 86.24 | 97.3% | 2024-01-25 |
| 1971. | Jack (nomadologist) | 86.22 | 97% | 2024-03-05 |
| 1972. | Samuel (monxii) | 86.21 | 96.5% | 2023-11-04 |
| 1973. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 86.16 | 97.8% | 2024-09-21 |
| 1974. | SMR (onebarconnection) | 86.14 | 97.6% | 2023-10-06 |
| 1975. | Bern (berntheseal) | 86.12 | 96.9% | 2025-01-26 |
| 1976. | LBP (lothianbusesphotos) | 86.09 | 96% | 2025-01-07 |
| 1977. | No need (needn) | 86.08 | 98.4% | 2025-01-03 |
| 1978. | magnetohydrodynamics (magne... | 86.06 | 97% | 2024-03-23 |
| 1979. | Sap0531 (sap0531) | 86.04 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1980. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 86.01 | 96.6% | 2025-03-17 |
| 1981. | Melissa (celticdanann) | 85.99 | 99% | 2024-06-29 |
| 1982. | Russ (jrmtrumpet) | 85.98 | 98.1% | 2024-11-13 |
| 1983. | Alex (atduffaut) | 85.95 | 96.6% | 2023-08-24 |
| 1984. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 85.95 | 97.7% | 2023-12-18 |
| 1985. | Micah (winterwolfie__) | 85.94 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| 1986. | rodli (rodli) | 85.93 | 97.1% | 2024-01-05 |
| 1987. | james (chilty14) | 85.88 | 95% | 2023-09-15 |
| 1988. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 85.87 | 96.1% | 2024-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |