I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2209. | ! (heckar) | 86.36 | 95.3% | 2024-12-21 |
| 2210. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 86.36 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2211. | triqili (triqilii) | 86.35 | 98.9% | 2024-11-04 |
| 2212. | Shree (shreejo) | 86.35 | 97.2% | 2024-03-21 |
| 2213. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 86.33 | 98.1% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2214. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 86.32 | 97.8% | 2024-02-25 |
| 2215. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 86.30 | 97.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 2216. | Žak (slovenskikonj) | 86.30 | 95.3% | 2024-04-27 |
| 2217. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 86.30 | 97.6% | 2024-09-25 |
| 2218. | Yazeed (snake69) | 86.28 | 94.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 2219. | drive (drive99) | 86.27 | 97.3% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2220. | saranwrap (flipwhip) | 86.24 | 97.3% | 2024-01-25 |
| 2221. | Jack (nomadologist) | 86.22 | 97% | 2024-03-05 |
| 2222. | Samuel (monxii) | 86.21 | 96.5% | 2023-11-04 |
| 2223. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 86.16 | 97.8% | 2024-09-21 |
| 2224. | SMR (onebarconnection) | 86.14 | 97.6% | 2023-10-06 |
| 2225. | Bern (berntheseal) | 86.12 | 96.9% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2226. | Ian Lam (ljy200523) | 86.09 | 94% | 2025-02-23 |
| 2227. | aditya (21112011) | 86.09 | 99% | 2025-09-25 |
| 2228. | LBP (lothianbusesphotos) | 86.09 | 96% | 2025-01-07 |
| 2229. | No need (needn) | 86.08 | 98.4% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2230. | magnetohydrodynamics (magne... | 86.06 | 97% | 2024-03-23 |
| 2231. | Sap0531 (sap0531) | 86.04 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2232. | Your (nova_byrdy) | 86.01 | 96.6% | 2025-03-17 |
| 2233. | Melissa (celticdanann) | 85.99 | 99% | 2024-06-29 |
| 2234. | Curtis (curtispuetz) | 85.98 | 98% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2235. | Russ (jrmtrumpet) | 85.98 | 98.1% | 2024-11-13 |
| 2236. | HSS (⌐■_■) (111+) (ho... | 85.96 | 97% | 2025-10-19 |
| 2237. | Alex (atduffaut) | 85.95 | 96.6% | 2023-08-24 |
| 2238. | Micah (winterwolfie__) | 85.94 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |