As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9174. | Eugene (eugeneteoh) | 85.64 | 97% | 2021-01-31 |
9175. | Noman (middlero) | 85.64 | 98% | 2018-06-12 |
9176. | Nicholas Hayek (nicholashayek) | 85.63 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
9177. | Ebi (righteousrites) | 85.63 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
9178. | Noah (noah187) | 85.63 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
9179. | ray (rayakakayung) | 85.63 | 97% | 2015-12-03 |
9180. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 85.62 | 99% | 2021-09-20 |
9181. | yuumita (yuumita) | 85.62 | 96% | 2022-06-06 |
9182. | Jacques (jacquesp) | 85.62 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
9183. | Melvyn (melv012) | 85.62 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
9184. | Sven (thirtyone34) | 85.62 | 98% | 2015-07-27 |
9185. | Daithí (daithi) | 85.62 | 93% | 2017-03-10 |
9186. | Sangi (sangi38) | 85.62 | 99% | 2022-05-22 |
9187. | Chris (ccheng1231) | 85.61 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
9188. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 85.61 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
9189. | Timo (ubulin) | 85.61 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
9190. | Bernie (bernie557) | 85.60 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
9191. | rixia (pyrophorik) | 85.59 | 96% | 2018-03-06 |
9192. | Will (downtoearthdev) | 85.59 | 95.7% | 2025-01-03 |
9193. | Whos (g3trekt) | 85.59 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
9194. | Ryan (egg_grenade) | 85.58 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
9195. | Jonathan (itzjonny) | 85.58 | 96% | 2022-06-26 |
9196. | Seisofu (seisofu) | 85.58 | 90% | 2016-05-01 |
9197. | Khyri (kyr111) | 85.58 | 99% | 2022-03-04 |
9198. | Joe (joe_w) | 85.58 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
9199. | Bryan (bryan675) | 85.58 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
9200. | SabinShrestha (horrendousre... | 85.58 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
9201. | Loser (tiki1234) | 85.57 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
9202. | Adam (enormous_potato) | 85.57 | 99% | 2019-11-05 |
9203. | Imou (imoumon) | 85.56 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |