The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13240. | SBE (mehdor) | 83.26 | 85% | 2016-06-03 |
| 13241. | Angly (liciti) | 83.26 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 13242. | Tysunami (the_grn_nja) | 83.26 | 92% | 2013-07-25 |
| 13243. | nguyen (nkhung) | 83.26 | 98% | 2011-12-27 |
| 13244. | Olaf (olaf) | 83.26 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 13245. | John (seaofnonsense) | 83.26 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| 13246. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 83.25 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 13247. | Jarell (lerajf) | 83.25 | 94% | 2014-08-19 |
| 13248. | Justin (supro) | 83.25 | 89% | 2013-04-30 |
| 13249. | Gay Toyholi (l3hargav) | 83.25 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 13250. | rohit_india (rohit_typefast) | 83.25 | 98% | 2018-11-29 |
| 13251. | Ameer (isocket) | 83.25 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 13252. | ghost (souls) | 83.25 | 94% | 2015-11-13 |
| 13253. | Opponent (opponent) | 83.25 | 96% | 2015-06-25 |
| 13254. | Dylan (byun) | 83.25 | 88% | 2014-12-09 |
| 13255. | Turkey (xtra_large) | 83.24 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 13256. | J (jshih9596) | 83.23 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 13257. | Raymond (sigma7) | 83.23 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 13258. | Justin (mwp18) | 83.23 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 13259. | Bernie (bernie557) | 83.23 | 97.3% | 2021-03-02 |
| 13260. | Victor (bigetou) | 83.23 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 13261. | Sreejan (sreejan_tharad) | 83.23 | 94% | 2011-10-08 |
| 13262. | David (emmicks) | 83.23 | 94% | 2016-12-29 |
| 13263. | Anders (xzinon) | 83.22 | 94% | 2017-09-10 |
| 13264. | Mark (aznmaster) | 83.22 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
| 13265. | carlo24 (carlo24) | 83.22 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 13266. | Jasper (jasperwong) | 83.22 | 95% | 2011-05-13 |
| 13267. | Jim (jumsey) | 83.22 | 99% | 2022-07-25 |
| 13268. | Ko (__lo) | 83.22 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 13269. | Vinodh (vkolluri) | 83.22 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |