The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14639. | Yazan (yazan_shankiti) | 35.32 | 95% | 2013-10-09 |
| 14640. | anshul (anshkool) | 35.32 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 14641. | Sameer (ssr_) | 35.31 | 95% | 2021-10-04 |
| 14642. | william (17wxcarlberg) | 35.31 | 95% | 2012-10-08 |
| 14643. | megawati (megawati) | 35.31 | 90% | 2011-12-23 |
| 14644. | Emi (yasira) | 35.31 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 14645. | Yashas (yashrash) | 35.30 | 92% | 2023-06-04 |
| 14646. | Legend (legenddhruv_yt) | 35.30 | 95% | 2022-06-20 |
| 14647. | Everside (everside) | 35.30 | 81% | 2015-07-25 |
| 14648. | ahmad zaki (ahmadzaki01) | 35.29 | 95% | 2021-09-11 |
| 14649. | Sara (sgoldberg) | 35.29 | 78% | 2012-02-03 |
| 14650. | arun (arunkumar) | 35.27 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 14651. | MYTE (myte) | 35.26 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 14652. | Pragmatical (niccky07) | 35.25 | 95% | 2023-10-30 |
| 14653. | elkieter (elkieter) | 35.25 | 93% | 2015-08-21 |
| 14654. | bijx (bijx) | 35.25 | 92% | 2012-05-01 |
| 14655. | Ramarozaka (bepo_noob) | 35.23 | 94% | 2021-02-28 |
| 14656. | Leon (woodz) | 35.23 | 84% | 2015-02-16 |
| 14657. | Iki (iki96) | 35.23 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 14658. | akuma (akuma_yur) | 35.22 | 93% | 2021-04-07 |
| 14659. | Aseem (apatni) | 35.22 | 88% | 2014-07-30 |
| 14660. | moist (moist) | 35.22 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 14661. | LIGHT (light_12) | 35.21 | 94% | 2021-08-31 |
| 14662. | mahesh (dominicfreak) | 35.21 | 93% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14663. | capdee (captain_death) | 35.20 | 92% | 2019-05-11 |
| 14664. | RITIK (rtikmehar112) | 35.20 | 94.2% | 2021-01-30 |
| 14665. | jejomarie (pawel) | 35.20 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 14666. | t (ttata) | 35.19 | 91% | 2022-01-04 |
| 14667. | Yuval (yuvalsaricov) | 35.19 | 93% | 2020-02-21 |
| 14668. | Shane (appleman) | 35.19 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |