Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1478. | Luna (vexara) | 91.61 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 1479. | Ogbonna (chibuoyim) | 91.61 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 1480. | Jeremy (daddystravinsky) | 91.59 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 1481. | svs (svs_manee) | 91.59 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
| 1482. | Justin (teeheeheeheehee) | 91.56 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1483. | J (nubcup) | 91.53 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 1484. | Jaris (xersai) | 91.52 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 1485. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 91.52 | 99% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1486. | Evan (evang12) | 91.51 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1487. | Melon (melonxo) | 91.51 | 95% | 2020-03-15 |
| 1488. | Guest (jackatac) | 91.49 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 1489. | James (karonar) | 91.49 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 1490. | Andre (myagmea) | 91.44 | 98% | 2018-11-10 |
| 1491. | ducky sf (thinkpads) | 91.42 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1492. | Waldemar (softiceking) | 91.41 | 98% | 2020-05-27 |
| 1493. | David (bigd4316) | 91.40 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 1494. | Ben (bensmithmath) | 91.37 | 100% | 2018-07-03 |
| 1495. | Chinmay (bluewagon11) | 91.36 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 1496. | Damn7 (damn7slow) | 91.36 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 1497. | (tolkienracer) | 91.33 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1498. | olari (olaridv) | 91.33 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
| 1499. | yuhaocooper (yuhaocooper) | 91.32 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 1500. | Laughing Coffin (imrizk) | 91.31 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| 1501. | Neil (xdestroyer2x) | 91.28 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 1502. | Chad (godchad) | 91.28 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 1503. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 91.25 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 1504. | Gavin (fuzzlightbeard) | 91.25 | 99% | 2019-11-29 |
| 1505. | Caleb (calbub) | 91.24 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1506. | kbd warior (spykids3) | 91.24 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1507. | fyda was here (cthuihu) | 91.23 | 96% | 2018-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |