The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17949. | Polar (polar_6275) | 75.37 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 17950. | micaela (janismine) | 75.37 | 95% | 2021-09-13 |
| 17951. | Sonia (swagaholik) | 75.37 | 95.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 17952. | mekineggs (mekineggs) | 75.36 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 17953. | Lalit Singh (lalitsr24) | 75.36 | 95% | 2023-03-01 |
| 17954. | N (crazycalm007) | 75.36 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 17955. | Athanasia (athanasialaras) | 75.36 | 98.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 17956. | HMM (hmaullon_cl) | 75.36 | 95% | 2015-02-05 |
| 17957. | Ming (mings7) | 75.35 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 17958. | * (000100020003) | 75.35 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 17959. | DaanPower! (daanpower) | 75.35 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 17960. | Daniel (rexow) | 75.35 | 94% | 2014-05-04 |
| 17961. | George (playlikeneverb4) | 75.35 | 98% | 2014-01-20 |
| 17962. | Eskil (eskizzle) | 75.35 | 87% | 2014-04-30 |
| 17963. | Joshua (emperornaraxa) | 75.35 | 94% | 2014-02-26 |
| 17964. | dang (bboyjava) | 75.35 | 97% | 2013-08-22 |
| 17965. | skuukzky (glzkfngkwlap) | 75.34 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 17966. | Alexander (quackcocaine) | 75.34 | 88% | 2017-05-02 |
| 17967. | Buri (buri_was_taken) | 75.34 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 17968. | mani (manio_o) | 75.34 | 96.4% | 2023-07-25 |
| 17969. | Ben (bensmithmath) | 75.34 | 99% | 2018-04-03 |
| 17970. | li (lilya) | 75.34 | 99% | 2018-04-15 |
| 17971. | Grimes (grimesz) | 75.34 | 96% | 2015-07-18 |
| 17972. | Goutham (richlair) | 75.34 | 85% | 2011-09-30 |
| 17973. | tstats[raytwo07] (raytwo07) | 75.33 | 96% | 2022-12-13 |
| 17974. | Nihilum (nihillum) | 75.33 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 17975. | Alec (lcpckp) | 75.33 | 94% | 2016-06-22 |
| 17976. | Theologic (theologic) | 75.33 | 97% | 2013-01-22 |
| 17977. | arials92 (aerials92) | 75.32 | 92% | 2014-01-31 |
| 17978. | Gwen (gwen_and_colette) | 75.32 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |