As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19291. | UpperBound (genfengle) | 63.38 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 19292. | mayk (naaayt) | 63.38 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
| 19293. | Foyez (aflextra) | 63.38 | 96% | 2017-12-19 |
| 19294. | Papa P (papa_p) | 63.38 | 89% | 2016-07-29 |
| 19295. | Thomas (thomaschui0204) | 63.38 | 95% | 2019-07-31 |
| 19296. | Haraldur (patli) | 63.38 | 88% | 2017-05-13 |
| 19297. | Raccoon Commander (racconco... | 63.38 | 95% | 2016-03-24 |
| 19298. | cucu (cucucucucu) | 63.37 | 96.3% | 2024-07-30 |
| 19299. | George (cheeseman0112) | 63.36 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 19300. | Tiago (tvilhena) | 63.35 | 93% | 2015-12-23 |
| 19301. | I Type with 2 Fingers (cybe... | 63.34 | 89% | 2015-10-19 |
| 19302. | seki (seki12mu) | 63.34 | 97.4% | 2023-09-06 |
| 19303. | dayy (turtlestan) | 63.33 | 97% | 2023-10-09 |
| 19304. | Σπύρος (asos11) | 63.33 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 19305. | Zaptronic (zaptronic) | 63.33 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 19306. | Phú (universestartheky22) | 63.33 | 95% | 2016-09-23 |
| 19307. | Greg (gtf24) | 63.32 | 96.7% | 2023-08-22 |
| 19308. | 1 (shootingmonkey1) | 63.32 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 19309. | Baptiste (bate178) | 63.32 | 88% | 2016-02-19 |
| 19310. | Phillo (phillophillo) | 63.32 | 93% | 2017-03-24 |
| 19311. | Benny (bennytw) | 63.32 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 19312. | Austin (thespasticsurgeon) | 63.31 | 91% | 2015-10-08 |
| 19313. | victor (victor4132) | 63.31 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 19314. | blitter (blitter56) | 63.31 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 19315. | Justinas (jupa) | 63.31 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
| 19316. | tapsumbong (tapsumbongbynight) | 63.31 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
| 19317. | Piriyapong (peawyoyoyin) | 63.31 | 91% | 2017-02-08 |
| 19318. | Mason (captainmom7) | 63.31 | 92% | 2016-12-23 |
| 19319. | amir (amir194) | 63.31 | 90% | 2016-06-02 |
| 19320. | Ron (nhaldz) | 63.30 | 98.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |