Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11782. | Dan Whatsolike (dankei) | 82.50 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 11783. | J (coughee) | 82.50 | 97% | 2017-06-26 |
| 11784. | Kevin 👻 (kcj55575) | 82.49 | 90% | 2016-02-12 |
| 11785. | quyteriyaki (quyteriyaki) | 82.49 | 97% | 2019-05-15 |
| 11786. | Ivan (hurricane14) | 82.49 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 11787. | David (chronic_cross) | 82.49 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 11788. | Greti (greti) | 82.49 | 99% | 2013-05-25 |
| 11789. | Jaylen (jaylenthefastest) | 82.49 | 95% | 2015-03-11 |
| 11790. | Nick (w00tzorz656) | 82.48 | 97% | 2014-02-11 |
| 11791. | Akash (speedy_acj) | 82.48 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 11792. | pussboi69 (miranic) | 82.48 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 11793. | KPepper (kpepper229) | 82.48 | 96.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11794. | Saul (saulvsoto) | 82.48 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 11795. | Eragon (lordjj_super) | 82.48 | 91% | 2016-09-08 |
| 11796. | Alexander (motivate) | 82.48 | 93% | 2012-10-22 |
| 11797. | Dave (bunk) | 82.48 | 82% | 2011-11-26 |
| 11798. | ben (benji2k) | 82.47 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 11799. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 82.47 | 97% | 2018-08-26 |
| 11800. | Steve (feedthejoe) | 82.47 | 95% | 2016-10-20 |
| 11801. | TerribleTypissed (terrible_... | 82.47 | 96% | 2018-02-24 |
| 11802. | henry (hasez) | 82.46 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 11803. | Nico (npvalerio8) | 82.46 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 11804. | Gina (ginadoerp) | 82.46 | 94% | 2013-08-23 |
| 11805. | Mamma (mammaracer) | 82.46 | 95% | 2012-08-27 |
| 11806. | ಠ_ಠ(razvan69) | 82.46 | 97% | 2013-05-21 |
| 11807. | Dwima (dwizz) | 82.45 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 11808. | Bum (bumshakabum) | 82.45 | 93% | 2014-09-14 |
| 11809. | auoaeu (aoeuhe) | 82.45 | 98% | 2022-01-27 |
| 11810. | nusstter (nusstter) | 82.45 | 97% | 2023-09-24 |
| 11811. | James (fastfasterfastest) | 82.45 | 100% | 2021-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |