I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1970. | kdrjordan (kdrjordan) | 85.10 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 1971. | Zach (mysteriouslymythical) | 85.08 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1972. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 85.08 | 96.4% | 2025-03-11 |
| 1973. | Mynamejeff (jeffery321) | 85.07 | 96.4% | 2024-10-15 |
| 1974. | Joe Creator (cabbage_cat) | 85.06 | 97% | 2024-09-19 |
| 1975. | Samuel (samuelkim4z3) | 85.06 | 97% | 2024-09-18 |
| 1976. | Son (mcc_sasuke) | 85.03 | 96% | 2025-02-25 |
| 1977. | Victor (erick45642) | 85.03 | 96% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1978. | smog (smog7) | 85.01 | 97.6% | 2024-12-06 |
| 1979. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 85.01 | 98.7% | 2024-10-06 |
| 1980. | Seb (sebbyfu) | 84.99 | 96% | 2024-12-17 |
| 1981. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 84.96 | 99.2% | 2024-04-27 |
| 1982. | Marco (rxmarko) | 84.94 | 98% | 2024-12-06 |
| 1983. | Nibit (nibit) | 84.94 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1984. | Jeff (3deer6) | 84.92 | 98% | 2024-05-13 |
| 1985. | Garvit (noneed123) | 84.92 | 95.1% | 2024-05-19 |
| 1986. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 84.89 | 95% | 2023-06-09 |
| 1987. | Maksym (trickstermaks) | 84.89 | 97.2% | 2024-01-11 |
| 1988. | Hu Tao (hu_tao_c6) | 84.88 | 97.3% | 2024-11-12 |
| 1989. | Aida (aida_sma_777) | 84.87 | 94% | 2024-07-14 |
| 1990. | Vincent (kingvince160) | 84.86 | 97.8% | 2024-11-13 |
| 1991. | つき (tsuki24) | 84.84 | 96.8% | 2024-10-28 |
| 1992. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 84.80 | 96% | 2024-07-02 |
| 1993. | todoroki (icyhot2_111) | 84.76 | 96.2% | 2024-10-08 |
| 1994. | Jacqsault (jyan513) | 84.75 | 98.7% | 2023-12-06 |
| 1995. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 84.75 | 97.8% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1996. | Srijan (lego_11) | 84.74 | 96.5% | 2024-12-23 |
| 1997. | Simi (simandrei) | 84.73 | 97% | 2024-12-04 |
| 1998. | chckn (chckm) | 84.70 | 96% | 2024-10-31 |
| 1999. | Cara (carasoup) | 84.65 | 95.9% | 2023-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |