As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6895. | Saiya (zenger23) | 91.06 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
6896. | Edwin (edweezy) | 91.06 | 94% | 2016-04-27 |
6897. | Hater (hateself) | 91.06 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
6898. | Dzlandis (dzlandis) | 91.05 | 96.9% | 2021-02-12 |
6899. | FixioMG (fixio) | 91.05 | 99% | 2024-10-22 |
6900. | cod1r (cod1r) | 91.05 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
6901. | kellogg's (wnluqmnn) | 91.04 | 98.2% | 2024-12-30 |
6902. | zcoob (zcoob) | 91.04 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
6903. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 91.04 | 95% | 2015-09-04 |
6904. | Bofa (pieluver123) | 91.04 | 95% | 2016-04-21 |
6905. | tstats[_jamin_] (_jamin_) | 91.03 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
6906. | limolikur (acumalaka) | 91.03 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
6907. | panacotta (panacotta) | 91.03 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
6908. | Oleg (olaprelikov) | 91.03 | 99% | 2020-07-17 |
6909. | Harry (hazman) | 91.03 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
6910. | makaio (neosifr) | 91.03 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
6911. | voidash (voidash) | 91.02 | 99% | 2024-05-12 |
6912. | marcos (marcos06) | 91.02 | 97.7% | 2024-04-30 |
6913. | Sriram (sriram1994) | 91.02 | 99% | 2023-02-03 |
6914. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 91.02 | 96.4% | 2025-02-15 |
6915. | Tony (naka__) | 91.02 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
6916. | Leon (bluesunset) | 91.02 | 99% | 2017-04-16 |
6917. | wired angel (polygonaltree) | 91.01 | 99% | 2023-01-17 |
6918. | Santos (druddigon) | 91.01 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
6919. | Ravinder (ravinder_1977) | 91.00 | 99% | 2016-05-14 |
6920. | Themis (themicp) | 91.00 | 89% | 2016-05-14 |
6921. | G (glny) | 90.99 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
6922. | Jerrylee Isaac (jerryleeisaac) | 90.99 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
6923. | hello (hellobye23) | 90.98 | 98% | 2024-11-22 |
6924. | Zaoxa (enkryptsyon) | 90.98 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |