The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12470. | Max (maxzims) | 84.47 | 96% | 2017-09-16 |
| 12471. | Echo (echoseven) | 84.47 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 12472. | Zak (zman840) | 84.47 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 12473. | Angel (angel_j) | 84.47 | 95% | 2015-01-09 |
| 12474. | David (conderoga) | 84.46 | 97% | 2013-01-13 |
| 12475. | Ash (aelhag) | 84.46 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 12476. | Matt (matt_r) | 84.46 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 12477. | sluggish🐌 (allonautilus) | 84.46 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 12478. | chowder (elitechowder) | 84.46 | 91% | 2017-05-13 |
| 12479. | Richie (official) | 84.45 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 12480. | Junior (juniorlenz) | 84.45 | 94% | 2013-11-10 |
| 12481. | Galdin (gldraphael) | 84.44 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 12482. | Eugenie (just_genes) | 84.44 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 12483. | svs (svs_manee) | 84.44 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 12484. | David (doctor55) | 84.44 | 98% | 2012-06-05 |
| 12485. | Zohab (damn_boy) | 84.44 | 93% | 2015-09-18 |
| 12486. | Benjamin (benjamin77) | 84.43 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 12487. | Lan (bubbleangel33) | 84.43 | 94% | 2015-11-14 |
| 12488. | WayLay (waylay17) | 84.43 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 12489. | Albee (albeehunter) | 84.43 | 88% | 2013-05-02 |
| 12490. | Mark (mark3rz) | 84.43 | 96% | 2013-01-17 |
| 12491. | Denzel (axium403) | 84.43 | 92% | 2016-02-29 |
| 12492. | Danny (ddang94) | 84.42 | 92% | 2013-07-10 |
| 12493. | Nik (iiirxs) | 84.42 | 98% | 2020-02-10 |
| 12494. | Nick (neepwithin) | 84.42 | 99% | 2021-09-02 |
| 12495. | ⠀⠀⠀ (bioluminescent) | 84.42 | 97.1% | 2023-09-26 |
| 12496. | Ferrari (aldrichamo) | 84.42 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 12497. | Jacob (vatyr) | 84.42 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 12498. | Thibault (pmgett) | 84.42 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 12499. | Karandeep (justkarandeep) | 84.41 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |