Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9587. | Pog (s4mispog) | 90.38 | 100% | 2021-02-23 |
| 9588. | PolishBorderIsOpen (lunchbo... | 90.38 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 9589. | Darin (notdvu) | 90.37 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 9590. | Ro (lasro) | 90.36 | 95.2% | 2024-06-11 |
| 9591. | Matt (vinchenzoxl) | 90.36 | 99% | 2021-01-18 |
| 9592. | ARCHEI (kangsi) | 90.36 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 9593. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 90.35 | 98% | 2025-08-11 |
| 9594. | winner (thisisgoodname) | 90.35 | 97.7% | 2024-06-14 |
| 9595. | SledgeHammer (wrinkleflute) | 90.35 | 97% | 2024-03-04 |
| 9596. | Raymon (raymonzhang) | 90.35 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 9597. | Shane (iker1224) | 90.35 | 98% | 2020-12-21 |
| 9598. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 90.35 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 9599. | Megalabob (megalabob) | 90.34 | 99.5% | 2024-05-21 |
| 9600. | Jared (varmitz1) | 90.34 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 9601. | Morgan (morgansoares6) | 90.34 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 9602. | Pete (peterith) | 90.34 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 9603. | Justin (liontan) | 90.33 | 99% | 2021-05-26 |
| 9604. | bruh yoda baby these days (... | 90.33 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 9605. | Jason (serenity47) | 90.33 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 9606. | mercy (mercy_13) | 90.32 | 98% | 2025-09-25 |
| 9607. | Typefout (typefout) | 90.32 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 9608. | cliff (clifflee14281428) | 90.32 | 99% | 2023-01-08 |
| 9609. | Shawn (rcvroom) | 90.32 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 9610. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 90.31 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 9611. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 90.31 | 97.1% | 2023-11-28 |
| 9612. | Miguel (miguelkristian) | 90.31 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 9613. | Klitoris (klitoris) | 90.30 | 97% | 2024-03-09 |
| 9614. | Cole (cannedpears) | 90.29 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 9615. | iceylemon157 (iceylemon157) | 90.29 | 97.1% | 2023-10-28 |
| 9616. | Michael (kedalg) | 90.29 | 100% | 2023-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |