The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2599. | WaisCool (tantul) | 63.16 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 2600. | Janc (psyy1234) | 63.15 | 97% | 2012-02-10 |
| 2601. | Ramzi (ramzi_) | 63.15 | 100% | 2014-04-07 |
| 2602. | Ready (wwillia4) | 63.15 | 90% | 2011-06-07 |
| 2603. | hector (hectoraki) | 63.14 | 100% | 2014-04-02 |
| 2604. | Jorge (yortrosal) | 63.13 | 98% | 2020-05-26 |
| 2605. | Sam (maedrescher) | 63.13 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 2606. | Spencer (innovize) | 63.13 | 89% | 2015-07-03 |
| 2607. | Rolf (epostenmin) | 63.12 | 84% | 2014-12-09 |
| 2608. | Brian (patsby) | 63.11 | 93% | 2014-04-09 |
| 2609. | Odin (odinwit) | 63.11 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 2610. | Santhony (santhonycheng) | 63.09 | 96% | 2022-06-07 |
| 2611. | M@RKUS (makuslis) | 63.09 | 86% | 2011-06-05 |
| 2612. | Jio (turtletypist97) | 63.08 | 94% | 2016-05-11 |
| 2613. | Tung (tungdtran) | 63.08 | 90% | 2016-02-18 |
| 2614. | Jennifer (jenniferym) | 63.07 | 91% | 2013-05-22 |
| 2615. | benny (benefactor) | 63.06 | 97% | 2012-01-21 |
| 2616. | Carlo (carlo12) | 63.06 | 95% | 2014-06-20 |
| 2617. | ofmercan (ofmercan) | 63.06 | 93% | 2012-03-19 |
| 2618. | mrT4ntr4 (scriptdaddy) | 63.05 | 95% | 2018-05-06 |
| 2619. | Tabari (babycry14) | 63.05 | 97% | 2015-10-14 |
| 2620. | Muhammad (mzeshle) | 63.04 | 95% | 2014-04-17 |
| 2621. | Mitch (spaceagecrystal) | 63.03 | 95% | 2013-11-15 |
| 2622. | Jack (jacksaff) | 63.02 | 97% | 2012-09-05 |
| 2623. | joseph (jjtpe) | 63.02 | 96% | 2014-12-03 |
| 2624. | Hamilton (horizon8848) | 63.02 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 2625. | Victor (victorchern) | 63.02 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| 2626. | hombrebueno (hombrebah) | 63.01 | 96% | 2015-01-08 |
| 2627. | Somil (ferm) | 63.00 | 96% | 2017-02-11 |
| 2628. | Boon (boonboy) | 63.00 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |