And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8085. | Skryzskruzzle (jtanhw) | 102.65 | 95% | 2017-05-02 |
| 8086. | Bryan (novalife27) | 102.64 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 8087. | Krishna (cold5r) | 102.64 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 8088. | Ya (danielstroby) | 102.64 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 8089. | Mike (akman) | 102.64 | — | 2009-06-04 |
| 8090. | Kate (explorer) | 102.64 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 8091. | Bryce (bonzoesc) | 102.62 | 95% | 2016-03-04 |
| 8092. | nullchilly (tuwuna) | 102.62 | 96% | 2022-09-01 |
| 8093. | Declan (3declan) | 102.62 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 8094. | Mouldy (mouldy44) | 102.62 | 99% | 2016-07-15 |
| 8095. | Simon (simonhuang) | 102.62 | 96% | 2012-09-26 |
| 8096. | Erika (elind85) | 102.62 | 95% | 2014-08-10 |
| 8097. | Caleb (pupilwarrior) | 102.62 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 8098. | Michael (michoo) | 102.61 | 96% | 2013-01-10 |
| 8099. | Austin (muzzzy) | 102.61 | 98% | 2016-02-12 |
| 8100. | McLoving (24thknight) | 102.61 | 99% | 2014-04-16 |
| 8101. | A (atzho) | 102.60 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 8102. | Lexeme (lexeme) | 102.60 | 95% | 2012-03-16 |
| 8103. | Eggs (benedict) | 102.60 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 8104. | H (rpenguin) | 102.60 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 8105. | Atas (atas) | 102.59 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
| 8106. | Napoleon (xdragonid) | 102.59 | 98% | 2016-08-10 |
| 8107. | GTX (1070) | 102.59 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 8108. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 102.59 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 8109. | いつき (huywee) | 102.58 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 8110. | Alex (greyinid) | 102.57 | 99% | 2023-08-19 |
| 8111. | Dan (dkwall) | 102.57 | 94% | 2014-10-17 |
| 8112. | สปริงหัก (b... | 102.57 | 99% | 2015-07-31 |
| 8113. | klesator (klesse) | 102.57 | 92% | 2011-08-06 |
| 8114. | Randy (wolfrayne) | 102.56 | 100% | 2014-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |