So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7483. | Technoblade (awppenheimer) | 91.75 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 7484. | BoB (aznsushi89) | 91.74 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 7485. | Che (sjorv) | 91.73 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 7486. | Michael (2016mchan00) | 91.73 | 98% | 2012-10-03 |
| 7487. | Foasic (xrcutioner) | 91.72 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 7488. | David (bubberducky) | 91.72 | 94% | 2014-04-16 |
| 7489. | Newb (newbcoder) | 91.72 | 98% | 2016-08-20 |
| 7490. | Kunta (boi__) | 91.72 | 96% | 2022-06-25 |
| 7491. | Jerry (jub3r7) | 91.72 | 91% | 2013-08-06 |
| 7492. | josh (vgeek) | 91.71 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 7493. | William (caraxd) | 91.71 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 7494. | Amal (amaldevs) | 91.71 | 99% | 2021-09-05 |
| 7495. | Oz (probable_coz) | 91.70 | 91% | 2014-12-13 |
| 7496. | Jeyson (notgoodatgame) | 91.70 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 7497. | henry (bluvarian) | 91.70 | 93% | 2013-06-10 |
| 7498. | Alex WRX (irishbmx413) | 91.70 | 97% | 2011-11-06 |
| 7499. | Reuben (reyedgy) | 91.69 | 92% | 2015-07-29 |
| 7500. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 91.69 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 7501. | Brian (bellerus) | 91.69 | 95% | 2012-06-20 |
| 7502. | elliot (teapott) | 91.69 | 97% | 2014-12-06 |
| 7503. | patrick (iaminarush) | 91.69 | 93% | 2016-11-19 |
| 7504. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 91.68 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 7505. | Nicholas (nicholas_68) | 91.68 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 7506. | adrian (aidsasis) | 91.68 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 7507. | tien (cinnamnbun) | 91.67 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 7508. | William (williamusa) | 91.67 | 94% | 2015-08-16 |
| 7509. | Austin (aggie14) | 91.67 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 7510. | Dingonek (dingonek) | 91.66 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 7511. | (logan188mc) | 91.66 | 96.6% | 2023-05-19 |
| 7512. | foo (fool96) | 91.65 | 98.5% | 2023-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |