And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12723. | Jake (oorebroo) | 92.25 | 97% | 2012-11-23 |
| 12724. | Boris (voidnothing) | 92.25 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 12725. | Alex (macaquedev) | 92.25 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 12726. | Makl (blingbrotha2) | 92.25 | 94% | 2015-11-26 |
| 12727. | Ligma (eat_water_type_fast) | 92.24 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 12728. | Declan (doctordirl) | 92.24 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 12729. | decker (deckerk) | 92.24 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 12730. | Sherzod (asdfgh5889) | 92.24 | 97% | 2023-07-07 |
| 12731. | Zagorath (zagorath) | 92.24 | — | 2009-12-14 |
| 12732. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 92.24 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
| 12733. | Benschi (benschi98) | 92.24 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 12734. | SPQR (tringuyen29) | 92.24 | 96.6% | 2023-05-29 |
| 12735. | Joses (josesl16) | 92.24 | 97% | 2013-11-22 |
| 12736. | oswin (oswin) | 92.24 | — | 2010-02-24 |
| 12737. | Kraust (kraust) | 92.23 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 12738. | Marc (mreading) | 92.23 | 99% | 2016-09-30 |
| 12739. | Ball (banhammered) | 92.22 | 98% | 2015-09-23 |
| 12740. | Brian (bellerus) | 92.22 | 97% | 2012-06-08 |
| 12741. | nohom (nahom16) | 92.22 | 92% | 2013-05-08 |
| 12742. | Nathaniel (rocketgenius) | 92.22 | 97% | 2013-10-14 |
| 12743. | Tyler (tylerwi) | 92.22 | 95% | 2012-01-13 |
| 12744. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 92.22 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 12745. | Eric (criscofreeze) | 92.22 | 94% | 2015-04-14 |
| 12746. | Airbender Aang (lolmode2) | 92.22 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 12747. | Gerard (gerdperez) | 92.21 | 97.5% | 2023-07-08 |
| 12748. | Leopold (leopold_cxix) | 92.21 | 99% | 2019-05-27 |
| 12749. | helvetica (helvetica) | 92.20 | 94% | 2014-08-16 |
| 12750. | david (ipilotaneva) | 92.20 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 12751. | The (the_bat100) | 92.20 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 12752. | sg my beloved (imperfect_qu... | 92.19 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |