Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1693. | Primaski (primaltare) | 89.47 | 95% | 2019-09-28 |
| 1694. | Josh (joshblatt) | 89.46 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
| 1695. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 89.46 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 1696. | cruderustle (cruderustle) | 89.45 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
| 1697. | Chad (godchad) | 89.45 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 1698. | How2Type? (pickleslayer69) | 89.44 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| 1699. | Chuck (sleeplessmusic) | 89.43 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1700. | Thimo (trawz) | 89.42 | 97% | 2019-01-19 |
| 1701. | Al (allenlxshen) | 89.41 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1702. | a (tinle1307) | 89.38 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 1703. | Bentley (cheesyben) | 89.37 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1704. | Shroomer (zergkiller) | 89.35 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 1705. | Roman (hobbs) | 89.35 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 1706. | Ploushz (ploushz) | 89.35 | 98% | 2018-01-23 |
| 1707. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 89.33 | 98% | 2017-08-02 |
| 1708. | Ivan (agrus) | 89.32 | 98% | 2018-06-01 |
| 1709. | Bal (belgianwaffle) | 89.31 | 99% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1710. | Brandon (ravycon) | 89.30 | 96% | 2019-11-08 |
| 1711. | Kevin (hyperdubz) | 89.30 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
| 1712. | S (mysilkyheart) | 89.29 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 1713. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 89.28 | 98% | 2018-03-17 |
| 1714. | Fexo (fexer) | 89.26 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1715. | Ron (ronofrons) | 89.26 | 98% | 2018-02-15 |
| 1716. | 災禍 (psyaika) | 89.24 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
| 1717. | PPS(MK)~no quit~ (petar20) | 89.24 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
| 1718. | Colemak (prayaerold) | 89.22 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 1719. | Eduard (eduard20) | 89.21 | 99% | 2019-02-13 |
| 1720. | C (tenac1ty) | 89.20 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 1721. | Jason (jpngfile) | 89.20 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 1722. | John (sprainedankles) | 89.20 | 100% | 2017-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |