I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
371 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1627. | Avery (avidavi) | 118.75 | 98.7% | 2024-10-24 |
| 1628. | Tim (bimmy) | 118.75 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 1629. | Noah (cadhp) | 118.71 | 99% | 2021-04-27 |
| 1630. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 118.71 | 100% | 2021-12-14 |
| 1631. | (egahbh) | 118.67 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 1632. | Fred (coolerfred) | 118.66 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 1633. | TheyGotAlex (harshbarger.a@... | 118.66 | 97% | 2019-07-13 |
| 1634. | lemon (ilka) | 118.63 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 1635. | Roei (rapidroei) | 118.62 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 1636. | (barfing) | 118.62 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 1637. | pnjzz.colemakDH (pnjzz) | 118.61 | 98.4% | 2024-05-08 |
| 1638. | alieb (alieb) | 118.59 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 1639. | The Dutch Cat (nmessick) | 118.59 | 99% | 2020-07-28 |
| 1640. | Brandon (branick) | 118.59 | 99% | 2019-10-22 |
| 1641. | Adam (shoelegend88) | 118.59 | 95% | 2018-12-17 |
| 1642. | Christian (cslarsenhhkb) | 118.58 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 1643. | desyncgod (43243264) | 118.57 | 98% | 2024-08-07 |
| 1644. | Bal (belgianwaffle) | 118.57 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 1645. | Ray (iconoclasmic) | 118.57 | 99% | 2017-06-07 |
| 1646. | joel (palmfruit380) | 118.51 | 100% | 2025-02-01 |
| 1647. | tstats[MonsterTaco] (monste... | 118.50 | 99% | 2022-12-04 |
| 1648. | monochrome (artemis_05) | 118.47 | 98% | 2025-05-14 |
| 1649. | Poops (poops_magee) | 118.46 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 1650. | tee (scint) | 118.46 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1651. | Nicholas (ndonaldson) | 118.46 | 99% | 2019-06-28 |
| 1652. | Angry (table_smasher) | 118.45 | 98% | 2025-01-06 |
| 1653. | Princh (mvprinch) | 118.45 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 1654. | Max (winstonlisa) | 118.45 | 99% | 2020-10-05 |
| 1655. | yayay (the_legend27) | 118.45 | 96.9% | 2023-11-07 |
| 1656. | Kurtis (kurtino) | 118.45 | 96% | 2015-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |