I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12895. | Chad (godchad) | 80.10 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 12896. | Brka (brka34) | 80.09 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 12897. | uwucat (uwucat) | 80.09 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 12898. | Sunumbrella (sunumbrella) | 80.08 | 96% | 2025-06-05 |
| 12899. | Kai (mathemagician) | 80.08 | 96.5% | 2024-06-24 |
| 12900. | kaly (kalystar) | 80.08 | 95% | 2024-09-11 |
| 12901. | Garfield (chilledeasy) | 80.08 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 12902. | Amanmishra.official (amanmi... | 80.08 | 98% | 2023-06-29 |
| 12903. | ░▒▒█► (dipakmpandit) | 80.08 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 12904. | Eddy (frostyshart) | 80.08 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 12905. | Sam (hgfgjgpg) | 80.08 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12906. | Altay (lordaltay) | 80.06 | 92% | 2016-05-29 |
| 12907. | George (georgedmi) | 80.06 | 98% | 2019-12-28 |
| 12908. | Anthony (tanthony43) | 80.06 | 90% | 2016-08-03 |
| 12909. | Ava (avagru) | 80.06 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 12910. | Martina (martinaon) | 80.06 | 90% | 2015-06-26 |
| 12911. | Om (omster38) | 80.05 | 99% | 2019-06-16 |
| 12912. | bejaichund (bejay) | 80.05 | 95% | 2022-12-23 |
| 12913. | Summer (summerw1015) | 80.05 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 12914. | Oliver (oliverrobb) | 80.05 | 90% | 2016-05-12 |
| 12915. | Alex (greenday308) | 80.04 | 95% | 2019-10-24 |
| 12916. | Ice (clwo) | 80.04 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 12917. | kallu (kallu512) | 80.04 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 12918. | Apex (cyrion6) | 80.04 | 99% | 2018-02-11 |
| 12919. | Screen (screendoor) | 80.04 | 95.9% | 2025-03-26 |
| 12920. | Dave (inotdave) | 80.04 | 94% | 2016-04-25 |
| 12921. | Mihovil (mladabobica) | 80.04 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 12922. | Markus (mackanbreh) | 80.04 | 86% | 2016-05-22 |
| 12923. | Jude (dukapa) | 80.04 | 90% | 2017-02-28 |
| 12924. | Rian (rriann) | 80.03 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |