I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4464. | Josiah (miitraa) | 75.96 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 4465. | Schnitzel (cthulhuai) | 75.96 | 95% | 2020-04-20 |
| 4466. | Duck (theduckracer) | 75.95 | 98% | 2020-07-11 |
| 4467. | Ming (swamis) | 75.94 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 4468. | childcare (childcare) | 75.93 | 95% | 2020-08-30 |
| 4469. | AJ287772 (aj287772) | 75.92 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| 4470. | Aaron (heromwar) | 75.92 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 4471. | delfan (delfaaan) | 75.92 | 97% | 2018-05-05 |
| 4472. | Ethan (an3223) | 75.92 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 4473. | (cantaloupes) | 75.91 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 4474. | ball$ (newtonapple) | 75.91 | 98% | 2018-10-07 |
| 4475. | ashbellebsha (ashbel_g) | 75.90 | 94% | 2020-08-27 |
| 4476. | Anton (n0tn4) | 75.89 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
| 4477. | Jack (randomdize) | 75.88 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 4478. | Toby (tobias97s) | 75.87 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 4479. | pingu (slowpokeboy) | 75.86 | 98% | 2018-04-14 |
| 4480. | Noli (beganat30wpm) | 75.85 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 4481. | BoiGrac (boigrac) | 75.84 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
| 4482. | Juan Pedro (boozt_) | 75.83 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
| 4483. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 75.83 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 4484. | Atticus (plutakis) | 75.83 | 95% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4485. | Sean (dominari) | 75.82 | 95% | 2018-03-07 |
| 4486. | Jess (majesstic) | 75.79 | 98% | 2019-01-13 |
| 4487. | Wolferwow (baime) | 75.79 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 4488. | Enoculator (enochen) | 75.79 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 4489. | Dan (typemeariver) | 75.78 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 4490. | Ethan (ethanxxxl) | 75.78 | 96% | 2019-07-06 |
| 4491. | Eric (envyhope) | 75.77 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| 4492. | Blank (sydale) | 75.76 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 4493. | vikash (vkas990) | 75.76 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |