Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4899. | Mateusz (whyhellothere30) | 61.56 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4900. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 61.56 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 4901. | Simon (siggyyo) | 61.56 | 96% | 2019-06-11 |
| 4902. | Dusty (duspom) | 61.55 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 4903. | di (divo) | 61.53 | 95% | 2018-04-12 |
| 4904. | Amuck (amuckrunner) | 61.52 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 4905. | shashank (trash_typer_74) | 61.52 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 4906. | Kiwaa (kiwaa) | 61.51 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
| 4907. | Dr. (doktorschruum) | 61.49 | 99% | 2020-09-03 |
| 4908. | Ian (intothevoid) | 61.48 | 99% | 2020-01-04 |
| 4909. | Kelli (psychpatient27) | 61.48 | 97% | 2020-03-08 |
| 4910. | nevergiveup (touristlevelis... | 61.45 | 95% | 2020-09-18 |
| 4911. | Yourein (yourein) | 61.43 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 4912. | A (aadimonk) | 61.42 | 95% | 2020-07-08 |
| 4913. | Vick (vick99) | 61.39 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 4914. | Chaz (chazlerown) | 61.39 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
| 4915. | Kian (dubujjang) | 61.32 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4916. | Noli (beganat30wpm) | 61.32 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 4917. | wessel (wesseltype) | 61.31 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 4918. | FartFairy (fartfairy2) | 61.30 | 93% | 2020-04-08 |
| 4919. | Mitchell (mitchell721) | 61.29 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4920. | Ashton (notfast001) | 61.29 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 4921. | Dino (_dino_) | 61.29 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 4922. | Arvind (arvindlamba454) | 61.28 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4923. | Daivat (daivatvaishnani) | 61.28 | 97% | 2020-01-21 |
| 4924. | Somil (ferm) | 61.27 | 96% | 2017-07-01 |
| 4925. | Ⓐ (mag1c) | 61.26 | 95% | 2018-02-04 |
| 4926. | Ed (edddddddie) | 61.25 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 4927. | Nicholas (massive_nick) | 61.25 | 95% | 2018-04-12 |
| 4928. | Vojtěch (bigtire) | 61.24 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |