So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25327. | kat (bookworm) | 60.35 | — | 2008-08-14 |
| 25328. | Inox (inox) | 60.34 | — | 2010-06-26 |
| 25329. | Guest (guest1782) | 60.34 | 92% | 2012-02-04 |
| 25330. | Nguyen (anhhero) | 60.34 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 25331. | nda888 (nda888) | 60.34 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 25332. | Alfred (mohitsh114) | 60.34 | 91% | 2015-04-06 |
| 25333. | Sage (sagehawk) | 60.33 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 25334. | Billy (blipdip) | 60.33 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 25335. | cvxz (cvxz) | 60.33 | 95.3% | 2023-09-17 |
| 25336. | Nishant (nishantve1) | 60.33 | 90% | 2014-07-08 |
| 25337. | Mike (soule3ter) | 60.33 | 86% | 2016-01-04 |
| 25338. | Toby (hawkinst) | 60.33 | 93% | 2013-05-11 |
| 25339. | Lance (lenzzyyy) | 60.33 | 94% | 2019-10-28 |
| 25340. | lsl (lsl_) | 60.33 | 95% | 2012-05-10 |
| 25341. | Vic (opposite) | 60.33 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 25342. | Ashraful (noid621376) | 60.33 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
| 25343. | AuSa (put_your_head_on_my_s... | 60.32 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 25344. | Moises (moised241) | 60.32 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 25345. | Beezzyy (beezzyy) | 60.32 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 25346. | Mike (mike1835) | 60.32 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 25347. | Rajat (argentum_1807) | 60.32 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 25348. | soda (sodafortwo) | 60.32 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 25349. | Raquel (pinya) | 60.32 | 92% | 2013-06-18 |
| 25350. | Frank (funkyfc) | 60.32 | 96% | 2016-05-24 |
| 25351. | gianluca (javano) | 60.32 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 25352. | Andrew (jakemasterbabeh) | 60.32 | 92% | 2015-06-28 |
| 25353. | Alexandre (speedocubealex) | 60.32 | 92% | 2016-10-25 |
| 25354. | John (flyingmangoose) | 60.31 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 25355. | Goyna (demon__rage__) | 60.31 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 25356. | Harry (goldensporkle) | 60.31 | 88% | 2017-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |