It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2958. | Ethiopia (edmaanihc@gmail.c... | 71.65 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 2959. | Richard (jorimi) | 71.64 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 2960. | Nik (iiirxs) | 71.63 | 97% | 2018-04-24 |
| 2961. | workmanLayout (mustelad) | 71.63 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 2962. | Ewan (dungcatcher) | 71.62 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2963. | faker (simplekillzz) | 71.60 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 2964. | cj (mp7maniac) | 71.60 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
| 2965. | Rae (gigimarie) | 71.59 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 2966. | Jackson (deepfryinit) | 71.58 | 94% | 2017-10-03 |
| 2967. | Lino (lgomez) | 71.58 | 97% | 2017-10-17 |
| 2968. | Carson (cbragg923) | 71.58 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 2969. | TK (filfirst) | 71.58 | 99% | 2019-03-24 |
| 2970. | uvuvwevwevwe (onyetwenyevwe) | 71.57 | 96% | 2020-08-07 |
| 2971. | Jeon (idnyhn) | 71.57 | 96% | 2018-02-07 |
| 2972. | Pidguit (pidguit) | 71.55 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2973. | Tracer (wildpants) | 71.53 | 95% | 2020-03-17 |
| 2974. | erer (blue578) | 71.51 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 2975. | Edrick (beezdrickz) | 71.51 | 96% | 2020-03-07 |
| 2976. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 71.51 | 96% | 2020-04-14 |
| 2977. | Ali (ali110imdad) | 71.50 | 98% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2978. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 71.47 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 2979. | lance (laurence321) | 71.47 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 2980. | Evan (evan1167) | 71.46 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
| 2981. | CornPacs (cornpacs) | 71.44 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 2982. | korbin (thatguyzynigt) | 71.43 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 2983. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 71.43 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 2984. | James (jrm371) | 71.42 | 96% | 2020-05-31 |
| 2985. | Calvin (racing_weirdo) | 71.40 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 2986. | Brock (brocky) | 71.40 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2987. | cruise control (terminator_... | 71.40 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |