And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28968. | chrys learning colemak (dev... | 64.72 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 28969. | MARK (teamsolomid1314) | 64.72 | 93% | 2016-11-28 |
| 28970. | Mitch (karmawaits) | 64.72 | 93% | 2014-12-31 |
| 28971. | Hero (herojp) | 64.72 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 28972. | mike (lurtzzk) | 64.71 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 28973. | Andrew (admiralcrunch) | 64.71 | 91% | 2011-05-24 |
| 28974. | Ed (zimmy) | 64.71 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 28975. | Ashok (ashok009) | 64.71 | 88% | 2015-02-17 |
| 28976. | LightsabeR (lightsaber) | 64.71 | 95% | 2012-09-28 |
| 28977. | Surreal (surreal_cereal) | 64.71 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 28978. | danjkstra (danjkstra) | 64.71 | 97% | 2022-11-17 |
| 28979. | Vincent (rubixon) | 64.70 | 96.8% | 2023-10-05 |
| 28980. | Amr (xslash11) | 64.70 | 92% | 2012-08-30 |
| 28981. | AUDI (kangaroo) | 64.70 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 28982. | huy (philonginc) | 64.70 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 28983. | JFL (mialiu0804) | 64.70 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 28984. | Nikhil (beel85) | 64.69 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 28985. | Amare (endmaster64) | 64.69 | 99% | 2021-12-01 |
| 28986. | Xeterb (xeterb) | 64.69 | 94% | 2022-03-31 |
| 28987. | Alex (byobcello) | 64.69 | 96% | 2012-03-18 |
| 28988. | YedJu (yedju667) | 64.69 | 95% | 2023-05-30 |
| 28989. | Shivam (exergo) | 64.69 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 28990. | oscarchichun (oscarchichun) | 64.69 | 94% | 2011-12-02 |
| 28991. | phil (phil1) | 64.69 | 97% | 2012-12-10 |
| 28992. | التونسي (gauss007) | 64.69 | 92% | 2015-03-01 |
| 28993. | Carey (carey05059) | 64.68 | 91% | 2013-05-06 |
| 28994. | An (anphan) | 64.68 | 96.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 28995. | Aidil (aidil_umarov) | 64.68 | 96% | 2014-04-20 |
| 28996. | Eric (d_m_t) | 64.68 | 95% | 2016-02-05 |
| 28997. | Rttifuita (rhinotrhino) | 64.68 | 93% | 2013-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |