The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32546. | Raj (raj3) | 61.37 | 96% | 2013-02-13 |
| 32547. | HeeHonk (heehonk) | 61.37 | 97% | 2023-11-21 |
| 32548. | noah lewis (noahlewis) | 61.37 | 97% | 2025-05-09 |
| 32549. | jessica (jblovessg77) | 61.37 | 95% | 2015-05-27 |
| 32550. | atef (atef_7534) | 61.37 | 96% | 2021-11-04 |
| 32551. | Adam (apollo1) | 61.37 | 91% | 2013-08-18 |
| 32552. | Flacko (flacko2024) | 61.36 | 96% | 2024-07-14 |
| 32553. | Sham (shamvs) | 61.36 | 96% | 2024-12-25 |
| 32554. | Hope (hopeless_302) | 61.36 | 97% | 2024-07-24 |
| 32555. | Just_Faithful (never_hack) | 61.36 | 94% | 2020-12-21 |
| 32556. | fabio (fabokitas) | 61.36 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
| 32557. | Clarence (clarenceishappy) | 61.36 | 94% | 2023-11-25 |
| 32558. | Jack (jackk36) | 61.36 | 94% | 2025-05-15 |
| 32559. | y (bzy107) | 61.36 | 96% | 2024-07-20 |
| 32560. | Trevor (lifetime1080) | 61.36 | 90% | 2016-10-11 |
| 32561. | Neolini (theblader9) | 61.36 | 96% | 2016-09-25 |
| 32562. | Sharky (sharkoo) | 61.35 | 96% | 2025-07-20 |
| 32563. | Houyi (houyi108) | 61.35 | 95% | 2025-02-16 |
| 32564. | bechirffs (bechirffs) | 61.35 | 97.1% | 2024-12-29 |
| 32565. | fiki (fiki_miki) | 61.35 | 95% | 2022-10-14 |
| 32566. | hamzah (hamzahker) | 61.35 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 32567. | baryon (baryon29) | 61.34 | 98% | 2024-02-06 |
| 32568. | Brendon (brendonpark) | 61.34 | 96.5% | 2024-04-06 |
| 32569. | Derrick (silky_d2) | 61.34 | 96% | 2017-07-24 |
| 32570. | Nicholas (butthoe) | 61.34 | 93% | 2017-11-26 |
| 32571. | Sonwa (sonwa) | 61.34 | 97% | 2024-02-03 |
| 32572. | patrick (paaaatea) | 61.34 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 32573. | KappuChinooo (kappuchinooo) | 61.34 | 96% | 2025-04-21 |
| 32574. | Vi (nocivi38) | 61.34 | 96% | 2013-03-05 |
| 32575. | MM4005 (mm4005) | 61.34 | 90% | 2015-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |