I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3285. | no (no_quitting_please) | 113.30 | 99% | 2022-03-08 |
| 3286. | Owen (owenxc1234) | 113.30 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 3287. | ASourMango (asourmango) | 113.30 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 3288. | goblin (axeluri) | 113.28 | 97.6% | 2025-02-16 |
| 3289. | l502x (l502x) | 113.28 | 99% | 2019-03-18 |
| 3290. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 113.27 | 99% | 2023-03-17 |
| 3291. | Jason (buckbuck5646) | 113.26 | 96.2% | 2024-06-08 |
| 3292. | Tobe (jeeko_pogi) | 113.26 | 99% | 2025-04-18 |
| 3293. | cool guy (nunzstaa) | 113.26 | 98% | 2018-02-15 |
| 3294. | Ora Ora (eddyyang2003) | 113.26 | 99% | 2022-06-06 |
| 3295. | Andy (andym04) | 113.26 | 97% | 2023-12-20 |
| 3296. | hej (kleembus) | 113.24 | 99% | 2022-06-07 |
| 3297. | can't type :) (void7750) | 113.22 | 99% | 2021-05-01 |
| 3298. | Daniel (macropgahe) | 113.21 | 97.6% | 2024-05-29 |
| 3299. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 113.20 | 99% | 2018-04-11 |
| 3300. | Legume (qbbqrl) | 113.18 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
| 3301. | TresWolves (treswolves) | 113.17 | 99% | 2023-08-13 |
| 3302. | o (matfunke) | 113.17 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 3303. | beanceaver (beanceaver) | 113.17 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 3304. | Sadi (kandeemusic) | 113.15 | 98.3% | 2024-03-01 |
| 3305. | Seth (v0lume4) | 113.15 | 100% | 2017-12-22 |
| 3306. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 113.15 | 99% | 2025-06-04 |
| 3307. | DJ45 (epic_procrastinator) | 113.14 | 100% | 2025-03-03 |
| 3308. | Chosilog (chosilog) | 113.13 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 3309. | d0ge (d0ge) | 113.13 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 3310. | M&W (wmichaelwhitlock) | 113.13 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
| 3311. | Justin (jvstin522) | 113.13 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 3312. | Chris (sirhccc) | 113.13 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 3313. | issa (issa_) | 113.11 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 3314. | Alan (c1asherly) | 113.11 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |