As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3747. | Austin (i_fail) | 102.58 | 98% | 2017-01-05 |
3748. | legendaryscribe (legendarys... | 102.57 | 99% | 2023-03-17 |
3749. | Benjamin (bnje1) | 102.57 | 96.2% | 2021-02-02 |
3750. | Edward (edreeseg) | 102.57 | 97% | 2017-03-28 |
3751. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 102.57 | 98% | 2017-11-11 |
3752. | Chief (kevdied) | 102.56 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
3753. | Andreas (pop456123) | 102.56 | 97% | 2025-04-02 |
3754. | StewieGriffin (stewiegriffi... | 102.56 | 99% | 2017-09-10 |
3755. | lopchain (lopchain) | 102.56 | 97% | 2023-12-24 |
3756. | Zale (zllee) | 102.56 | 96.1% | 2025-02-08 |
3757. | (ach3ron) | 102.56 | 99% | 2023-03-03 |
3758. | V (greente4) | 102.56 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
3759. | prisonarrow (fivethirtyeight) | 102.56 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
3760. | Ankush (ankush12345) | 102.56 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
3761. | MD07x (339912) | 102.55 | 99.1% | 2024-06-27 |
3762. | Violet (fierypotato) | 102.55 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
3763. | Radiant Shrimp Gamer (strwb... | 102.54 | 98% | 2025-05-30 |
3764. | arigrate (mercury80) | 102.54 | 97.1% | 2024-08-28 |
3765. | beachturkey (beachtukrey) | 102.54 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
3766. | Grace (21gracer) | 102.54 | 98% | 2019-08-27 |
3767. | (l__l) | 102.54 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
3768. | asdf (_o0_) | 102.53 | 97.7% | 2024-10-11 |
3769. | BigChest (thighs) | 102.53 | 95.8% | 2023-11-06 |
3770. | AMY (amy123) | 102.53 | 99% | 2018-09-06 |
3771. | TypeBot (phycer) | 102.52 | 98.6% | 2024-05-08 |
3772. | John (blueturtle5) | 102.51 | 98% | 2023-10-31 |
3773. | Elite (elitevalentian) | 102.50 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
3774. | bolu (noskills_) | 102.50 | 99% | 2021-12-22 |
3775. | MEN (menmentsu) | 102.50 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
3776. | Joe (wolhaiksong) | 102.49 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |