I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21796. | Seymur (them1stery) | 58.85 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 21797. | Sir (dsfee) | 58.84 | 95% | 2020-08-22 |
| 21798. | Amangus (phsycomonkek1) | 58.84 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 21799. | Evan (evanhecker) | 58.84 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 21800. | Ryan (raybnidenragl) | 58.83 | 94% | 2023-05-21 |
| 21801. | Anjali (anjalimarch) | 58.83 | 99% | 2023-06-17 |
| 21802. | 100WPMGOAL (goalwpm100) | 58.82 | 94.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 21803. | Zaheer (zaheer107) | 58.82 | 98% | 2018-09-17 |
| 21804. | German (therossoneriguy) | 58.81 | 95% | 2017-09-17 |
| 21805. | harshik (harshik) | 58.81 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 21806. | jas (jxzzmxne) | 58.80 | 94% | 2023-01-20 |
| 21807. | GradientAnalog (gradientana... | 58.80 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 21808. | Quennie (quennie21) | 58.80 | 91% | 2017-02-21 |
| 21809. | xo (xochi1) | 58.79 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 21810. | 23WPM (slothloris) | 58.79 | 96% | 2017-10-25 |
| 21811. | Jossue (jossuecito) | 58.78 | 98% | 2018-09-14 |
| 21812. | Type (be_the_exception) | 58.77 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
| 21813. | . (boop_69) | 58.77 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 21814. | XanderManCan (tacticaltoast) | 58.77 | 94% | 2017-12-02 |
| 21815. | Mary (marho17) | 58.76 | 95% | 2019-07-10 |
| 21816. | Shaheer (shaeer31) | 58.76 | 95% | 2023-04-02 |
| 21817. | Patrick (patrick2304) | 58.76 | 94% | 2020-09-09 |
| 21818. | PolishBorderIsOpen (lunchbo... | 58.76 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 21819. | jing (jingunnn) | 58.76 | 94% | 2021-04-30 |
| 21820. | David (dave1188) | 58.76 | 95% | 2018-02-26 |
| 21821. | DEATH (deathxx95) | 58.75 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
| 21822. | Adarsh (adarshtopno) | 58.75 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 21823. | w0ng (w0ng_dvorak) | 58.75 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 21824. | Filip (fex2k) | 58.74 | 93% | 2018-09-14 |
| 21825. | Ankush (ankush_w17) | 58.73 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |