It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 695. | Derek (sadrobot) | 99.74 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
| 696. | Keegan (klav) | 99.72 | 96% | 2018-07-09 |
| 697. | Justin (5eraph) | 99.70 | 99% | 2019-10-27 |
| 698. | goshko (na_stoqn_chakala) | 99.67 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 699. | David (davemaster223) | 99.66 | 96% | 2019-08-16 |
| 700. | Ted (ted21) | 99.66 | 98% | 2018-03-31 |
| 701. | Yingkai (yingkai314lee) | 99.62 | 97% | 2019-10-12 |
| 702. | something (kaibaboi) | 99.55 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 703. | Richard (badicus) | 99.54 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 704. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 99.54 | 96% | 2017-11-14 |
| 705. | GOBLIN (xgoblin) | 99.53 | 99% | 2020-06-08 |
| 706. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 99.51 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 707. | David (dcoh91) | 99.50 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 708. | ukimub (ukimub) | 99.50 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 709. | Gareth (morpen8) | 99.49 | 100% | 2020-11-01 |
| 710. | lgdamefan (robinellacott) | 99.48 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
| 711. | Siraj (bdsiraj) | 99.43 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 712. | ari (arikushika) | 99.43 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 713. | Unigen (id3n) | 99.41 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
| 714. | DannyBoy (danielbillette@ho... | 99.40 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 715. | Luke (standbyluke7) | 99.37 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 716. | Keith (autismoseal) | 99.36 | 98% | 2018-08-29 |
| 717. | Marcus (corgilobster) | 99.36 | 98% | 2017-10-21 |
| 718. | wolftaile (wolftaile) | 99.31 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 719. | Jay (pbjay) | 99.30 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 720. | GiftedOtter (giftedotter) | 99.29 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 721. | adriane (messyturon) | 99.29 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 722. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 99.29 | 99% | 2019-03-01 |
| 723. | Speedy (saia_) | 99.28 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 724. | (l__l) | 99.28 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |