Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5304. | Aldon (alligen) | 50.65 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 5305. | farzan (farzanhges) | 50.64 | 94% | 2019-07-28 |
| 5306. | Sobuj (greensobuj) | 50.63 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 5307. | Max (linktag) | 50.62 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 5308. | Domas (little1snipez) | 50.60 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 5309. | Adnan (adnanli) | 50.59 | 95% | 2019-01-01 |
| 5310. | Abhishek (shavron) | 50.59 | 95% | 2017-10-09 |
| 5311. | aruj (b0b1000) | 50.56 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5312. | Ziki (zikixd) | 50.55 | 93% | 2019-04-04 |
| 5313. | Dmitry (dmitry_turcan) | 50.54 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
| 5314. | Pierre (dostick) | 50.51 | 97% | 2018-01-10 |
| 5315. | Mark (markieisfast) | 50.51 | 94% | 2020-10-13 |
| 5316. | Larsbergman (larsbergman) | 50.51 | 92% | 2018-12-07 |
| 5317. | Porky (gorkyisporky) | 50.50 | 95% | 2019-04-04 |
| 5318. | Vincent (pachomme) | 50.49 | 99% | 2018-09-15 |
| 5319. | Shawn-j (sanzay_1996) | 50.49 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 5320. | thingy (vibrantsun) | 50.47 | 92% | 2020-11-03 |
| 5321. | EXO (bccdklssxexo) | 50.47 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 5322. | Grant (gboi881) | 50.41 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 5323. | Uzair (uzairali001) | 50.40 | 94% | 2018-01-02 |
| 5324. | Daaa (igopda) | 50.39 | 94% | 2019-07-14 |
| 5325. | Patryk (sirdirty) | 50.39 | 95% | 2017-11-14 |
| 5326. | Foysal (foysalbhuiyan) | 50.39 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 5327. | MMemmemm (antz9t) | 50.37 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 5328. | Yuthika (k80936) | 50.36 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 5329. | Creed (creed1912) | 50.35 | 94% | 2021-07-18 |
| 5330. | Pink (pinkbass) | 50.35 | 98% | 2019-07-08 |
| 5331. | Mark (pap1) | 50.33 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5332. | Nick (nick43) | 50.29 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 5333. | christopher (something90) | 50.29 | 91% | 2018-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |