Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32156. | BigPoop (biggestpoop) | 49.16 | 94% | 2021-01-24 |
| 32157. | Ariana (aristarla) | 49.16 | — | 2010-10-19 |
| 32158. | Ben (bk100) | 49.16 | 93% | 2020-04-30 |
| 32159. | alas (alas_) | 49.16 | 97% | 2020-12-22 |
| 32160. | benjamin (dyingthief12) | 49.15 | 96% | 2011-08-19 |
| 32161. | Nian (n14ncyber) | 49.15 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 32162. | Send (typer10067) | 49.15 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 32163. | wahaha (wakeke) | 49.15 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 32164. | Ashwin (ultradestroyer10) | 49.15 | 94% | 2021-04-18 |
| 32165. | Will (slamdado) | 49.15 | 95% | 2018-09-04 |
| 32166. | Talal (ta_xr) | 49.15 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 32167. | Janserik (ansuar) | 49.15 | 82% | 2015-12-17 |
| 32168. | henryshort (henryshort) | 49.14 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 32169. | Penny (hellopenny) | 49.14 | 95% | 2011-07-14 |
| 32170. | Jon (jonriklan) | 49.14 | 90% | 2016-02-23 |
| 32171. | Loc (loc_phan) | 49.14 | 95% | 2021-09-16 |
| 32172. | Chelsea (chelseacoughsupgli... | 49.13 | 95% | 2011-05-08 |
| 32173. | Cory (bbuckler) | 49.13 | 81% | 2013-09-22 |
| 32174. | CHANDRA SEKHAR (chanduandsa... | 49.13 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 32175. | Bé bỏng (be_bong) | 49.12 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 32176. | Amanda (manda8) | 49.12 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 32177. | Devin (devoaz) | 49.11 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 32178. | Evgen (jonnyone) | 49.11 | 90% | 2015-06-23 |
| 32179. | Mustafa (msfilmwala) | 49.11 | 94% | 2013-06-04 |
| 32180. | Omar (omarobeya) | 49.11 | 87% | 2013-12-23 |
| 32181. | Genzer (genzer) | 49.11 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 32182. | An (anladen) | 49.11 | 94% | 2021-03-21 |
| 32183. | Qlys (qlys) | 49.11 | 92.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 32184. | neymar (zerocool345) | 49.11 | 95% | 2016-09-04 |
| 32185. | invincible (invincible0909) | 49.11 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |