Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 13, 2023.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3321. | David (mekanz) | 89.36 | 97% | 2023-10-18 |
| 3322. | Julia (pixiechoosy) | 89.34 | 97% | 2023-12-11 |
| 3323. | Ternimus (ternimus) | 89.34 | 95% | 2023-07-12 |
| 3324. | girljeffbuckley (girljeffbu... | 89.32 | 96.6% | 2025-03-21 |
| 3325. | Aki (quick12) | 89.32 | 97% | 2025-06-27 |
| 3326. | mazen omar (mazen94) | 89.29 | 97% | 2024-05-09 |
| 3327. | Anton Yanchev (ayanc123) | 89.28 | 97% | 2024-06-02 |
| 3328. | Khalles (ajoop) | 89.27 | 97% | 2024-08-02 |
| 3329. | ripthekeep (ripthekeep) | 89.27 | 98.5% | 2023-11-23 |
| 3330. | 🇵🇸 (muybien) | 89.24 | 95.3% | 2025-01-28 |
| 3331. | Jonathan (jonfishpotato) | 89.22 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 3332. | Chrisson (godflash) | 89.21 | 100% | 2024-01-31 |
| 3333. | Junle (junlez) | 89.20 | 98.2% | 2024-06-23 |
| 3334. | Isa Masae (isamasae) | 89.19 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 3335. | Megan (megceratops) | 89.19 | 98% | 2024-06-09 |
| 3336. | Daisy (daisyeminem) | 89.18 | 96% | 2025-05-18 |
| 3337. | Rip - Meech (bblgod) | 89.17 | 96.2% | 2023-07-27 |
| 3338. | Shawn (rdto130) | 89.17 | 97% | 2023-11-01 |
| 3339. | Zephyr (introstealer) | 89.17 | 97% | 2024-08-19 |
| 3340. | Iubar (iubarpacificae) | 89.12 | 98% | 2025-01-20 |
| 3341. | Jared (thejar) | 89.12 | 95.6% | 2023-12-01 |
| 3342. | Joe mom (deroze) | 89.11 | 95.8% | 2024-12-31 |
| 3343. | Christian (cgdiaz) | 89.10 | 95% | 2025-03-31 |
| 3344. | klungs (klungs) | 89.07 | 96.6% | 2023-10-12 |
| 3345. | Sho (shonadem25) | 89.07 | 99.1% | 2023-11-17 |
| 3346. | Mark (geronimus) | 89.07 | 97% | 2025-08-03 |
| 3347. | raymond (raymondstance) | 89.07 | 96.6% | 2023-10-30 |
| 3348. | Alex (xandero) | 89.05 | 96% | 2024-05-14 |
| 3349. | shawn (shawnddawg) | 89.03 | 97% | 2025-04-17 |
| 3350. | Bob (wtfmid0ing) | 89.02 | 98.4% | 2023-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |