The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10388. | Stalking (stalkingdog) | 46.37 | 96% | 2017-02-19 |
| 10389. | Raivis (siviarxxx) | 46.37 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 10390. | ymdsji (crostovik) | 46.37 | 93% | 2016-09-01 |
| 10391. | 5ak0 (skanafin) | 46.36 | 93% | 2016-04-15 |
| 10392. | DK ALONE (speed_typing) | 46.36 | 95% | 2021-11-28 |
| 10393. | Barti (moszok) | 46.36 | 90% | 2015-07-15 |
| 10394. | Anita (anitasartin) | 46.36 | 97% | 2012-02-04 |
| 10395. | Skira (skira) | 46.36 | 90% | 2014-06-28 |
| 10396. | Kaylee (softballstar11) | 46.36 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 10397. | Tiera (tiera) | 46.36 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 10398. | Hesham (wait_niga) | 46.36 | 93% | 2023-08-04 |
| 10399. | brandon (tezzier) | 46.35 | 97% | 2015-04-24 |
| 10400. | Sean (piece) | 46.35 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 10401. | casadaro (solocro) | 46.35 | 94% | 2014-06-28 |
| 10402. | Kasymbek (kas9mbek) | 46.35 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 10403. | Todd (dongfengca) | 46.35 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 10404. | Batyrkhan (batyyr) | 46.34 | 94% | 2019-03-06 |
| 10405. | Crystal (crystall) | 46.34 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 10406. | rico (ocir22) | 46.34 | 90% | 2013-12-17 |
| 10407. | Cheryl (cmc306) | 46.34 | — | 2009-07-25 |
| 10408. | Kory (kasa76) | 46.34 | 100% | 2019-02-19 |
| 10409. | Kadin (kadin) | 46.34 | 91% | 2013-09-28 |
| 10410. | Glitch (glitch_is) | 46.34 | 84% | 2015-01-26 |
| 10411. | DURAG ENERGY (auroraxd) | 46.34 | 95% | 2018-06-30 |
| 10412. | Kamal (kamalooo_006) | 46.34 | 93% | 2023-08-16 |
| 10413. | PonyTail (p0nytail) | 46.34 | 98.2% | 2023-08-28 |
| 10414. | Nyny (nyny) | 46.33 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 10415. | Sadaq (sadaq) | 46.33 | 90% | 2015-03-17 |
| 10416. | Parnian (parnian) | 46.33 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
| 10417. | colin ghanem (colingh) | 46.33 | 93% | 2022-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |