So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32711. | Jack (hutushen222) | 47.69 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 32712. | Gürsel (gurseltr) | 47.69 | 89% | 2015-02-27 |
| 32713. | Michael (mickeymount) | 47.69 | 95% | 2013-01-28 |
| 32714. | Amit shah (gurjeets) | 47.69 | 87% | 2014-09-13 |
| 32715. | Ashish (ashish11300) | 47.69 | 98% | 2015-01-10 |
| 32716. | David (woenewoi) | 47.68 | 96.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 32717. | Qadu Bhai (allma_iqbal_typi... | 47.68 | 95% | 2020-11-22 |
| 32718. | Andr01d (steelblade) | 47.68 | 87% | 2013-01-29 |
| 32719. | Piyush (pkrgtm) | 47.68 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 32720. | vietdung_vn (vietdung_yb) | 47.68 | — | 2009-12-14 |
| 32721. | Clayton (riso) | 47.68 | 88% | 2012-10-05 |
| 32722. | Geoff (telautograph) | 47.67 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 32723. | Michael (sgtpepperers) | 47.67 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
| 32724. | Typophile (typo_phile) | 47.66 | 94% | 2022-05-24 |
| 32725. | Ralph (ralph3) | 47.66 | 94% | 2023-05-13 |
| 32726. | Doppler (iidoppplerii) | 47.66 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
| 32727. | Altair (batman_wayne41) | 47.65 | 93% | 2023-07-20 |
| 32728. | Antoni (acruz63) | 47.65 | 93% | 2021-07-01 |
| 32729. | Banana (vadai) | 47.65 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 32730. | Elfving (elfving) | 47.64 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 32731. | Max (maff_maffin) | 47.64 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 32732. | Jennifer (kaman_jennifer) | 47.64 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 32733. | Navneet (navneetkchy) | 47.63 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
| 32734. | Light (barry_allen) | 47.63 | 96% | 2015-09-15 |
| 32735. | أحْـمَـد الـعَ... | 47.63 | 93.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 32736. | ana (anachokheli) | 47.63 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 32737. | I'll-try (illdomybest) | 47.63 | 93% | 2011-10-18 |
| 32738. | Nian (n14n_cyber) | 47.63 | 96% | 2012-07-02 |
| 32739. | Christina (chichi_10018) | 47.63 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 32740. | Abdelrahman (awebdo) | 47.61 | 96% | 2021-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |