The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23405. | Joe (jkolassa) | 66.93 | 96% | 2014-10-29 |
| 23406. | MK-47 (construct) | 66.92 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 23407. | Michael (massmurder) | 66.92 | 84% | 2012-11-19 |
| 23408. | Willy (quickstep) | 66.92 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 23409. | Valentin (vali) | 66.92 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 23410. | Unathan72 (unathan72) | 66.91 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 23411. | zak (zp_46) | 66.91 | 91% | 2015-05-16 |
| 23412. | Walson (wals) | 66.90 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| 23413. | Eirik (chickenboomer) | 66.90 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 23414. | Sasanka (sansam) | 66.90 | 92% | 2013-03-10 |
| 23415. | Mizzark (mizzark54) | 66.90 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 23416. | nht (nhtonmoy) | 66.89 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 23417. | Alex (0atk) | 66.89 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 23418. | Saky (saky74) | 66.89 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
| 23419. | Brent (yelkrebb) | 66.89 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 23420. | AkelloMukasa (akellomukasa) | 66.89 | 95% | 2018-11-25 |
| 23421. | Cedric (blueriser) | 66.88 | 95% | 2012-06-14 |
| 23422. | Mason (masonkg) | 66.88 | 95.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 23423. | Sam (vynsta) | 66.88 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| 23424. | alex (task) | 66.88 | 89% | 2016-11-11 |
| 23425. | Asturias (pelinsquito) | 66.88 | 98% | 2017-07-20 |
| 23426. | Basit (basit_ali) | 66.88 | 96% | 2011-11-13 |
| 23427. | Kuba (wino) | 66.88 | 93% | 2013-01-23 |
| 23428. | Rakshasta (rakshasta) | 66.87 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 23429. | Virgil (baron_red) | 66.87 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 23430. | Andrea (parthenonlover) | 66.87 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 23431. | melyn (mel_lynn) | 66.87 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 23432. | Alejandro (foreversick) | 66.87 | 95% | 2019-05-05 |
| 23433. | Henrikas (henrikas) | 66.87 | 92% | 2012-07-26 |
| 23434. | Shawn04 (shawn04_2009) | 66.87 | 87% | 2014-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |