With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6432. | Alyan (alyanm) | 94.32 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 6433. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 94.32 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 6434. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 94.32 | 99% | 2017-08-30 |
| 6435. | Mathew (joeoej) | 94.31 | 99% | 2025-02-07 |
| 6436. | Max (chariotrider) | 94.31 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| 6437. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 94.31 | 97.9% | 2024-04-18 |
| 6438. | tetsu (tetsuro) | 94.31 | 96% | 2017-01-08 |
| 6439. | InverseTea (inversetea) | 94.30 | 97% | 2026-01-01 |
| 6440. | MakingPoutine (making_pouti... | 94.30 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 6441. | Slade (shadowhamster) | 94.30 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 6442. | blazien (blazien) | 94.30 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 6443. | Nathan (dollophead) | 94.29 | 97% | 2019-10-18 |
| 6444. | violinninja (violinninja) | 94.29 | 98.5% | 2024-11-27 |
| 6445. | keshiii (keshiiiiii) | 94.29 | 95% | 2024-08-09 |
| 6446. | Siddesh (sid58) | 94.29 | 94% | 2017-02-26 |
| 6447. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 94.29 | 99% | 2018-10-15 |
| 6448. | sick (tatasick6) | 94.28 | 98% | 2025-09-01 |
| 6449. | Yon (yonnijuu) | 94.28 | 98% | 2020-07-01 |
| 6450. | basiclightattack (basicligh... | 94.28 | 99% | 2024-12-24 |
| 6451. | (aus10_) | 94.27 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 6452. | Blanch (universalhag) | 94.27 | 98.5% | 2024-10-17 |
| 6453. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 94.27 | 99.4% | 2023-08-16 |
| 6454. | Jimmy (carb0n13) | 94.27 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 6455. | Thomas (th100) | 94.27 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 6456. | Peter (peternotpiper) | 94.27 | 98% | 2017-11-03 |
| 6457. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 94.26 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 6458. | Twirkin Meerkat (ochu) | 94.26 | 99% | 2017-12-20 |
| 6459. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 94.25 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 6460. | Oscar (nacl322) | 94.25 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 6461. | Alexey (reggies) | 94.25 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |