I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13192. | Ralph (rraallff) | 78.67 | 95% | 2019-02-24 |
| 13193. | Nymex (nymex67) | 78.67 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
| 13194. | pol (poooool) | 78.67 | 95% | 2020-05-01 |
| 13195. | Andrew (mr_orangestressbry) | 78.66 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 13196. | Robby (icybot) | 78.66 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 13197. | dumb (slothinhumandisguise) | 78.65 | 97.7% | 2024-06-07 |
| 13198. | nyo03 (nyo03) | 78.65 | 97% | 2024-07-18 |
| 13199. | Ian (ianthetypist) | 78.65 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 13200. | G (gmakzy) | 78.65 | 95% | 2021-09-26 |
| 13201. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 78.65 | 96.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 13202. | iSyqozz512 (isyqozz512) | 78.64 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 13203. | DU30 FASCIST (tymarc) | 78.64 | 80% | 2017-02-23 |
| 13204. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 78.64 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
| 13205. | Brady (robotindian) | 78.64 | 94% | 2017-01-03 |
| 13206. | zarry (zarryc) | 78.63 | 92% | 2016-06-01 |
| 13207. | Mateen (mqtyper) | 78.63 | 95% | 2017-08-30 |
| 13208. | Based (basedbranches) | 78.62 | 94% | 2016-04-26 |
| 13209. | jf (jffff) | 78.62 | 97% | 2024-11-05 |
| 13210. | Veduv (jigachad) | 78.62 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 13211. | A (aarondhary) | 78.62 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 13212. | Erick (smittywerben) | 78.62 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 13213. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 78.62 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 13214. | Matt (mattdowning91) | 78.62 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 13215. | Benji (alittka) | 78.62 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 13216. | Eugene (taiwansfinest) | 78.62 | 94% | 2023-05-07 |
| 13217. | Nate (mtnate13) | 78.61 | 95% | 2022-09-02 |
| 13218. | RY (ryanmononoke) | 78.61 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 13219. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 78.60 | 96.9% | 2023-07-25 |
| 13220. | Kirin (arya_juniko) | 78.60 | 96.7% | 2023-09-18 |
| 13221. | Forehead (foreheadq) | 78.60 | 95% | 2021-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |