So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21116. | bagel on laptop (randyr6) | 66.71 | 96% | 2019-09-25 |
| 21117. | Mark Egan (ehgan) | 66.71 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 21118. | practicing (mio17) | 66.71 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 21119. | Yu Jin (yjkim96) | 66.71 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 21120. | ynner (hiynnah) | 66.70 | 94% | 2014-03-08 |
| 21121. | suchir (eternalzx) | 66.70 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 21122. | Sam (samjm) | 66.70 | 94% | 2020-10-23 |
| 21123. | Parth (parth96) | 66.70 | 95% | 2022-09-15 |
| 21124. | Jake (jakemiester127) | 66.69 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| 21125. | Mishel (holosight) | 66.69 | 95% | 2021-11-06 |
| 21126. | yeet (yeetanut) | 66.69 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 21127. | שפיצער (spitzer722) | 66.69 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 21128. | Shahzaingun (shahzaingun) | 66.69 | 96% | 2019-10-14 |
| 21129. | Anup (anpya) | 66.69 | 95% | 2014-09-12 |
| 21130. | Mykola (nikoliazekter) | 66.69 | 90% | 2017-04-16 |
| 21131. | cherry (cherryleung) | 66.69 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 21132. | Barry (barry_mccockinerr) | 66.68 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 21133. | Tristan (tristan_chan11) | 66.68 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
| 21134. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 66.68 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 21135. | pranked (pranker666) | 66.68 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
| 21136. | Kardo (kardoj) | 66.68 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 21137. | Steven (ldlib) | 66.67 | 99% | 2023-03-04 |
| 21138. | Karsen (karguy3) | 66.67 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 21139. | Sherzod (asdfgh5889) | 66.67 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 21140. | Keiko (keymcqueen) | 66.66 | 94% | 2016-12-11 |
| 21141. | Matthew (3astman) | 66.66 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 21142. | Viktor (monkerb) | 66.66 | 87% | 2014-08-23 |
| 21143. | Jaemeriiaa (jaemeriiaa) | 66.66 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 21144. | Harshit (harshitgarg971) | 66.66 | 96% | 2022-05-21 |
| 21145. | Daniel (smartdevilno) | 66.65 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |