And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23286. | elmies (elmies) | 73.80 | 97% | 2012-03-21 |
| 23287. | hunter (hunter667) | 73.80 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 23288. | BLURB (snowq) | 73.79 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 23289. | Nico (nikhefong) | 73.79 | 96% | 2013-09-21 |
| 23290. | Sondre (zyricuz) | 73.79 | 94% | 2013-06-22 |
| 23291. | Gay Toyholi (l3hargav) | 73.79 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 23292. | Philipp (cpteinsicht) | 73.78 | 95% | 2015-01-09 |
| 23293. | Dalpat (dalpatprajapat) | 73.78 | 91% | 2013-06-10 |
| 23294. | Razor (mr6pack) | 73.78 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
| 23295. | Vinh (vinhlikeit) | 73.78 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 23296. | Kotai (kotai) | 73.78 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 23297. | anant (anant059) | 73.78 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 23298. | Johan (johlun) | 73.78 | 94% | 2015-12-18 |
| 23299. | Daniel (djbee98) | 73.78 | 97% | 2014-02-04 |
| 23300. | IG☢R (_igor_) | 73.78 | 95% | 2016-03-15 |
| 23301. | sonita (giveup) | 73.78 | 94% | 2012-02-02 |
| 23302. | Sofia (miku210) | 73.77 | 92% | 2014-01-23 |
| 23303. | whitehat (whitehat2010) | 73.77 | 94% | 2012-06-11 |
| 23304. | AKH (coco212) | 73.77 | 96% | 2014-03-21 |
| 23305. | Lucía (luciacr792) | 73.77 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 23306. | James (darkdays) | 73.77 | 96% | 2013-10-31 |
| 23307. | Barry (barry_mccockinerr) | 73.77 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 23308. | mrjexor (mrjexor) | 73.77 | 97.2% | 2023-10-26 |
| 23309. | tim891998 (tim891998) | 73.76 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 23310. | Mogoyombi (mogoyombi) | 73.76 | 95% | 2011-11-11 |
| 23311. | Daniel (jojojankins_) | 73.76 | 96% | 2019-09-09 |
| 23312. | Pham Trung (anhhungdie) | 73.76 | 96% | 2011-06-02 |
| 23313. | Axioq (axioq) | 73.76 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 23314. | Gormack (gormack) | 73.76 | 95% | 2015-03-23 |
| 23315. | brubeck (brubeck) | 73.75 | — | 2010-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |