The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7094. | Arsalan Hashmi (a1_sharp) | 52.71 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
| 7095. | Free_Palestine (fahim035) | 52.71 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 7096. | matthew (matthew2003yang) | 52.71 | 94% | 2020-10-31 |
| 7097. | hollow knight (phoenixwleft) | 52.71 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 7098. | Matej (matejh) | 52.71 | 94% | 2016-03-10 |
| 7099. | skrillik (skrillik) | 52.71 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 7100. | ergin (bansheee) | 52.71 | 90% | 2014-05-07 |
| 7101. | Arnel II (agujathis) | 52.71 | 95% | 2017-12-19 |
| 7102. | Non (nonpotinoun) | 52.70 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 7103. | Jagadeshrao (jagadeshrao) | 52.70 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 7104. | H!P! (harsh_patel) | 52.70 | 95% | 2021-10-19 |
| 7105. | Alberto (thearod5) | 52.70 | 93% | 2016-01-19 |
| 7106. | phearom (blck) | 52.70 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| 7107. | JesusOnSteroid (cersertype) | 52.70 | 99% | 2015-07-21 |
| 7108. | Lasse (vattu) | 52.70 | 92% | 2012-11-02 |
| 7109. | As0L (as0l) | 52.70 | — | 2010-11-05 |
| 7110. | Ferricks (ferri_ks) | 52.69 | 94% | 2021-09-12 |
| 7111. | Light (barry_allen) | 52.69 | 97% | 2016-11-08 |
| 7112. | Net (netdvlpr) | 52.69 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 7113. | Cole (sadthursam) | 52.69 | 95% | 2020-06-02 |
| 7114. | YAQUB ALI (yaqub25) | 52.69 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 7115. | Allyson (allymyson) | 52.69 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 7116. | Florante (junptrp) | 52.68 | 91% | 2015-10-18 |
| 7117. | Dian (daweijiao) | 52.68 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 7118. | Ankit (ankitkumr10) | 52.68 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 7119. | Pool (_zeta_) | 52.67 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 7120. | I love India (rocksoni) | 52.66 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
| 7121. | Chang (sillybb) | 52.66 | 96% | 2019-12-23 |
| 7122. | steph (rockstar16) | 52.66 | 94% | 2011-06-11 |
| 7123. | bonx (bonx) | 52.66 | 92% | 2014-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |