I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2387. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 78.53 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 2388. | Mel (mel2k) | 78.52 | 98% | 2024-04-02 |
| 2389. | qImToxic (qimtoxic) | 78.51 | 97% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2390. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 78.50 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 2391. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 78.50 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
| 2392. | nabeel (nabeelmirza) | 78.49 | 97.2% | 2024-10-03 |
| 2393. | Chris (prospa) | 78.46 | 96.6% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2394. | Gagan (gagan18) | 78.45 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 2395. | Shishcobober (shishcobober2) | 78.40 | 96.8% | 2025-02-14 |
| 2396. | Aya (dinodance) | 78.36 | 96% | 2023-12-09 |
| 2397. | Ian (dna01) | 78.33 | 96.5% | 2025-01-18 |
| 2398. | Seb (defaultseb) | 78.33 | 95% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2399. | Samsore (samsore) | 78.30 | 93.7% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2400. | shakthi (shakthi1731u) | 78.30 | 97.3% | 2024-10-24 |
| 2401. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 78.29 | 96.5% | 2025-01-30 |
| 2402. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 78.28 | 95.9% | 2024-03-14 |
| 2403. | paim (barat_paim) | 78.26 | 97% | 2024-12-02 |
| 2404. | Wayfair Cabinet (wayfair_ca... | 78.26 | 98% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2405. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 78.26 | 97.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2406. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 78.25 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
| 2407. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 78.24 | 96.4% | 2025-01-02 |
| 2408. | Ali (ali_pro) | 78.23 | 94.2% | 2023-11-18 |
| 2409. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 78.22 | 94.3% | 2024-05-04 |
| 2410. | Vu (kroken_keyboard) | 78.19 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 2411. | McFlurry (bigmactyu) | 78.18 | 96.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2412. | Akbar Khan (akbar56) | 78.18 | 97.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2413. | Big Albert (bigalbertpickle... | 78.17 | 95% | 2023-12-29 |
| 2414. | Duc Hien (dhienf0707) | 78.15 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2415. | ahihi (kakacbx) | 78.10 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 2416. | Y3 (yyy333) | 78.09 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |