I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8208. | Ryan (sublimewarlock) | 91.17 | 96% | 2024-02-14 |
| 8209. | Josh (jubwub) | 91.16 | 95.4% | 2023-11-15 |
| 8210. | Someone (dipity) | 91.15 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 8211. | space 65 (jacob1361) | 91.15 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 8212. | Joseph (josephjayette) | 91.15 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
| 8213. | yayeet (repmal) | 91.15 | 96% | 2018-11-05 |
| 8214. | JJ (ervq24) | 91.14 | 98.3% | 2023-05-31 |
| 8215. | Vlad (vladdycrz) | 91.14 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 8216. | Cade (cadeglenn) | 91.14 | 97.5% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8217. | Julie (owen789) | 91.14 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 8218. | Greg (gpfraser1) | 91.14 | 97% | 2016-05-21 |
| 8219. | Elisha (armorath) | 91.13 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 8220. | James (harold_jeffreys) | 91.13 | 99% | 2018-09-20 |
| 8221. | Leo (leofuller) | 91.12 | 98% | 2019-04-06 |
| 8222. | Aaron (magictaco1997) | 91.12 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 8223. | Chris (rcw55) | 91.12 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 8224. | paim (barat_paim) | 91.11 | 98.7% | 2025-01-28 |
| 8225. | Ed (thedouche) | 91.11 | 97% | 2024-08-13 |
| 8226. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 91.11 | 99% | 2017-06-13 |
| 8227. | Lam (lambus) | 91.11 | 96.5% | 2024-02-20 |
| 8228. | Kshitiz (kshitiz2099) | 91.11 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 8229. | Daddy40wpm (daddyfortywpm) | 91.10 | 96% | 2024-10-04 |
| 8230. | RookieWasp (rookie_wasp) | 91.10 | 98% | 2024-03-30 |
| 8231. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 91.10 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 8232. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 91.10 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 8233. | Joshua (jefry1217) | 91.10 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 8234. | Althea (almrie05) | 91.09 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| 8235. | Natasha (natashabby420) | 91.08 | 96.3% | 2024-05-04 |
| 8236. | autumn_tree (autumn_tree) | 91.08 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 8237. | Boss (mrtring) | 91.08 | 97.7% | 2023-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |