I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2094. | Luis (chapibol) | 86.64 | 97.9% | 2023-06-25 |
| 2095. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 86.64 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2096. | Anton (antosha03) | 86.62 | 96.5% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2097. | Rab (rabuhana) | 86.57 | 97.1% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2098. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 86.57 | 96.5% | 2023-06-18 |
| 2099. | Swerve (swerve9) | 86.55 | 94.3% | 2025-02-14 |
| 2100. | Christian (xxxcleverchrisxxx) | 86.55 | 95.7% | 2023-11-29 |
| 2101. | JP (freshlumpia) | 86.55 | 96.9% | 2023-08-24 |
| 2102. | Ceilingfanswitch (ceilingfa... | 86.54 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2103. | Braydon (nightpantaloons) | 86.54 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 2104. | Will (williamwang) | 86.54 | 97.9% | 2024-07-26 |
| 2105. | Zac (zacmuturi) | 86.49 | 97% | 2024-05-10 |
| 2106. | David (wdnch) | 86.48 | 98.2% | 2024-12-08 |
| 2107. | Karen Jit Gio (karenjitgio) | 86.47 | 98% | 2024-11-30 |
| 2108. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 86.47 | 95.4% | 2024-12-21 |
| 2109. | Hiep (dutahi) | 86.46 | 97.1% | 2023-11-30 |
| 2110. | Snail (snail_geezer) | 86.44 | 97.6% | 2024-11-16 |
| 2111. | J (kzce) | 86.44 | 98% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2112. | Darren (baochun2) | 86.44 | 98% | 2023-08-09 |
| 2113. | Aman (amanengineer) | 86.43 | 96.8% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2114. | bing (bingchilling135) | 86.43 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 2115. | Rounak (rouvai) | 86.43 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 2116. | tstats[wscieklykasztan] (ws... | 86.41 | 97.3% | 2025-03-25 |
| 2117. | WWW (rizzwik) | 86.36 | 97% | 2025-06-10 |
| 2118. | ! (heckar) | 86.36 | 95.3% | 2024-12-21 |
| 2119. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 86.36 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2120. | triqili (triqilii) | 86.35 | 98.9% | 2024-11-04 |
| 2121. | Shree (shreejo) | 86.35 | 97.2% | 2024-03-21 |
| 2122. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 86.33 | 98.1% | 2025-01-11 |
| 2123. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 86.32 | 97.8% | 2024-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |